Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Green Tea"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Pea"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tommy Roe

Parody Song Title:

"Green Tea"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

if you've ever dated a chinese waitress you'll understand this one
went out for dinner just the other night
a little chinese place, and it turned out just right
they asked what kind of drink I wanted for me,
before I could answer, waitress gave me green tea

oh green tea, is it good for me,
is it is it is it good for me?
oh green tea, come on tell me girl,
wontcha wontcha wontcha tell me girl

she said no speaka engrish, can yu aska my boss
any chance for love here was a total loss
and I thought I'd try a line, pretty direct
even in the morning, I said her, I'd respect

oh green tea, is it good for me,
is it is it is it good for me?
oh green tea, come on tell me girl,
wontcha wontcha wontcha tell me girl

finally thought of how I'd ask her,if she'd be mine
asked her could she give me a quick 69
I lifted her skirt a bit, and thought it was nice,
she said seextee niyn, you wann broccori and rice??

oh green tea, is it good for me,
is it is it is it good for me?
oh green tea, come on tell me girl,
wontcha wontcha wontcha tell me girl

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Guy - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This one was a sleeper, how did I ever miss this? LMAO.

she said seextee niyn, you wann broccori and rice??

Hilarious and very creative. Nice work Malcolm!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/tommyroe1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 563