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Song Parodies -> "S&M"

Original Song Title:

"SOS"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"S&M"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

looks like it'as fetish weeks again
I'm on the rack again, you try to stretch my spine,
you beat my back again, you called me lowly swine
whatever happened to just love?
I think it's understood,
a fetish feels so nice, it makes the pleasure good...

so when you meet me, darling, can you beat me? S&M
if you are skittish, have you tried a fetish S&M
what you do, is get beat till you're black and you're blue
what you do, is get beat till you're black and you're blue

she seems so far away though she is standing near
hog tied and blind, I finally feel the fear
I hope I don't start passing out,
that wouldn't be so good
I'd miss the hits, the whips, the chains, asleep inside this hood


so when you meet me, darling, can you beat me? S&M
if you are skittish, have you tried a fetish S&M
what you do, is get beat till you're black and you're blue
what you do, is get beat till you're black and you're blue

(artistic licence here.. 3rd verse)

I really think a fetish amplifies my life
a dominatrix is a perfect partner for my wife
I want to keep her here, married for so long,
cause just as every wife, knows I am always wrong

so when you meet me, darling, can you beat me? S&M
if you are skittish, have you tried a fetish S&M
what you do, is get beat till you're black and you're blue
what you do, is get beat till you're black and you're blue

so when you meet me, darling, can you beat me? S&M
if you are skittish, have you tried a fetish S&M
what you do, is get beat till you're black and you're blue
what you do, is get beat till you're black and you're blue

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Johnny D - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Malc, simply brilliant! Hilarious! 5-5-5, very good job!
Lozzie R - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
You have been a very naughty boy! 555 lashes should sort you out! ;)
John Barry - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
What did the sadist say to the masochist who asked for a beating? "No." Nice job on Abba, all of whom should be beaten. To keep the trend going, I submitted a bondage ditty today for posting tomorrow.
Royce Miller - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
good luck with that-got a smile out of this one
malcolm higgins - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
you guys are my heroes. all of you.. keep writing everyone.. I'm so busy at work now, I get seldom chance to write, but I try.. thanks to one and all
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hated the topic (I take it this was written before the ban on sex songs), but the pacing and rhymes were pretty close to the original.

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