Song Parodies -> Freshly Lasered Eyes ( The 'ididn't Have Surgery'
| Original Song Title: | "Betty Davis Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Kim Carnes |
| Parody Song Title: | "Freshly Lasered Eyes ( The 'ididn't Have Surgery'" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
they always looked so old,
it was quite a surprise
she keeps her gel-pack cold
she's got freshly lasered eyes
she'll turn the mirror on her
as she looks she thinks "nice.."
like everyone won't know..
she's got freshly lasered eyes
doctors tease you,
then they freeze you,
then that laser thing will peel you,
it's invasive, but he knows just how much flash time
she got lipo yet for ther thighs,
but now, freshly lasered eyes
she hides till she is home,
she keeps the wrapping tight
she'll sit there all alone
she's got freshly lasered eyes
she'll take a peek upon them,
lie and say they look nice,
lids have scars upon them,
she's got freshly lasered eyes
doctors tease you,
then they freeze you,
then that laser thing will peel you,
it's invasive, but he knows just how much flash time
she got lipo yet for ther thighs,
but now, freshly lasered eyes
doctors tease you,
then they freeze you,
then that laser thing will peel you,
it's invasive, but he knows just how much flash time
she got lipo yet for ther thighs,
but now, freshly lasered eyes
freshly lasered eyes
freshly lasered eyes
freshly lasered eyes
it was quite a surprise
she keeps her gel-pack cold
she's got freshly lasered eyes
she'll turn the mirror on her
as she looks she thinks "nice.."
like everyone won't know..
she's got freshly lasered eyes
doctors tease you,
then they freeze you,
then that laser thing will peel you,
it's invasive, but he knows just how much flash time
she got lipo yet for ther thighs,
but now, freshly lasered eyes
she hides till she is home,
she keeps the wrapping tight
she'll sit there all alone
she's got freshly lasered eyes
she'll take a peek upon them,
lie and say they look nice,
lids have scars upon them,
she's got freshly lasered eyes
doctors tease you,
then they freeze you,
then that laser thing will peel you,
it's invasive, but he knows just how much flash time
she got lipo yet for ther thighs,
but now, freshly lasered eyes
doctors tease you,
then they freeze you,
then that laser thing will peel you,
it's invasive, but he knows just how much flash time
she got lipo yet for ther thighs,
but now, freshly lasered eyes
freshly lasered eyes
freshly lasered eyes
freshly lasered eyes
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just replacing "she's precocious - but she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush" gets 5s from me Malcolm - 555
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