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Song Parodies -> "Rabbit Farts"

Original Song Title:

"Have A Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Raitt

Parody Song Title:

"Rabbit Farts"

Parody Written by:

malcolm higgins

The Lyrics

I love rabbits.. right next to the mashed potatoes
Hey!
Shut up.
Don't lie to me.
You think my nose is plugged, it's free
Hey!
Mister, what did it do?
Oh rabbits pee and fart lts too.
have to stand back baby 'cause I want to get a better smell
the bunny here who I can't handle with a little bit of carrot hell


Hey, hey, rabbits fart, hey, rabbits fart.
if you don't eat them, let them go
Hey, hey, rabbits fart, hey, rabbits fart.
little by little they taste like a breed apart..

oh Flopsy, I love you so
your carcass dressed, and smeared with oleo
baby right here today
you will taste sweet and no more farts today
and I walk and talk about stew and what I'll need
and sooner or later you'll satisfy my bunny needs

Hey, hey, rabbits fart, hey, rabbits fart.
if you don't eat them, let them go
Hey, hey, rabbits fart, hey, rabbits fart.
little by little they taste like a breed apart..

it's gone, it's gone it lingers, so it seems
I'll eat you up later with potatoes, yes it is a dream

Hey, hey, rabbits fart, hey, rabbits fart.
if you don't eat them, let them go
Hey, hey, rabbits fart, hey, rabbits fart.
little by little they taste like a breed apart..
and you won't fart again baby

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Old Man Ribber - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Wabbit Fwatuwence! ;D

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