Song Parodies -> Chunky Thighs
| Original Song Title: | "Sexy Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Dr Hook |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chunky Thighs" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
she was sittin all alone
watchin other people get in jeans
that were smaller
and she tried a little more
but her ass was like a door
need some others
one more pair too tight I see
so screwed up
what's the disease?
chunky thighs
twenty kilos more
than she weighed before
chunky thighs
chunky thighs
used to be a two,
now she's way too hugs
chunky thighs
I passed big ones in your hand
and said maybe these by chance
they are stretchy
ooh they fit but look like hell
it shouldn't take long at the till
cause our price is sketchy
no more ones too tight for you
these are almost built for two
chunky thighs
twenty kilos more
than she weighed before
chunky thighs
chunky thighs
used to be a two,
now she's way too hugs
chunky thighs
watchin other people get in jeans
that were smaller
and she tried a little more
but her ass was like a door
need some others
one more pair too tight I see
so screwed up
what's the disease?
chunky thighs
twenty kilos more
than she weighed before
chunky thighs
chunky thighs
used to be a two,
now she's way too hugs
chunky thighs
I passed big ones in your hand
and said maybe these by chance
they are stretchy
ooh they fit but look like hell
it shouldn't take long at the till
cause our price is sketchy
no more ones too tight for you
these are almost built for two
chunky thighs
twenty kilos more
than she weighed before
chunky thighs
chunky thighs
used to be a two,
now she's way too hugs
chunky thighs
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