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Song Parodies -> "Bring 'em Home For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Drivin Home For Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chris Rea

Parody Song Title:

"Bring 'em Home For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

bring em home for xmas,
can't wait to see those faces
bring em home for xmas yeah,
with resounding victory
and it's been so long
but I will be there
with this song,
to celebrate that day,
comin back from war,
bring em home for xmas

it's gonna take some time,
cause they're down there

top to toes in Baghdad,
now there's some freedom all around
soon there'll be elections
and a new and happy time

so I'll say so true,
though they can't hear me,
pray for you
I hope they hear me
fightin in that war,
bring them home for xmas
with resounding victory

I think of the guys that fight for me
they're just the same
just the same

top to toe in Baghdad,
they got old Saddam on the run
but soon they'll win the freedom, yeah
of that country one by one
so I'll say so true,
though they can't hear me,
pray for you
I hope they hear me
fightin in that war,
bring em home for xmas
bring em home for xmas

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dan - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
un-realistic dumb... even santa cn't bring the boys home anytime soon...
Kate - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
You've certainly captured the feelings of a lot of people in Britain in this one.

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