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Song Parodies -> "Just Another Version Of Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Just Another Version Of Bohemian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

is this the queen guy?
what is his malady?
disease in the "mudslide,
no escape from this medically

rock and roll guys,
try to disguise they're queens
he's justa poor boy,
he lived his fantasies,
the men were easy come, easy go,
he liked guys , didn't know?
anyway his whims blow, didn't really matter to me..
to me

Freddy, just did a guy,
didn't think, or use his head,
Freddy, this has got to stop,
gotta leave your pals behind and face the truth
Freddy, ooooooooo
take a chick and not a guy,
just try to kiss someone with lips not rimmed with hair, oh
carry on, carry on,
guess it doesn't really matter

too late, the time has come
said being gay was fine,
in tennessee it's still a crime,
goodbye, everybody, he's dead...hello?
gotta leave this song behind and fact the truth

mama oooooo why'd he do the guys,
I sometimes wish he'd never admitted all

i see a little pirouette is he a man,
french la bouche, oral douche
did he do the wrong man, though?
very overbiting, found the guys exciting he

did a layo (did a layo,)
did a layo with a man
he's just a queer boy, no women love him
he's just a queer boy, from a straight family
spare him his life from this deviosity
easy bum, easy go, he just let it go
with chutzpah! No!
we never let it go,
with chutzpah, no! we'll never let it go
with chutzpah
never let it go
never let it go
never let it go-o-o-o-o
no no no no no no no
pervertia-sickarea we agree now let him go
beelzebub has a little put aside for he for he for heeeeeee

so you think he's a bone rack who just does guys?
do you think that his voice was disguised as a guy?
oh maybe, why'd you tell me this freddie?
just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta her

nothing really matters...
that life's not for me..
nothing really matters.
nothing really matters you see

was it from the big nose???

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   6
 2   0
 3   2
 4   4
 5   2

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Agrimorfee - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is so not funny, Malky. I'm deeply shocked, knowing what you can do with a parody. 412
Agrivated - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Ag, how's about spending more time on honing your own parody-writing skills and less in your rather annoying role as self-appointed arbiter of amiright submissions?
Also Agri-vated - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, if all of your parodies were rated the same way you rated this, your average score would be 2-0-1. For a man of your very limited parody ability to presume to grade a great parody writer like this is pathetically laughable. Your best parody would not even be as good as Malcolm's worst.
Tim Mayfield - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Agrimorfee, this was not funny.

I would not say that the writing style was poor, I would say that the writing topic was poor. Doesn't feel like much creative juice went into this parody.

Also, you cannot knock a person's opinion. I believe it is our duty to vote what we feel is accurate. If I feel this song deserves a 5-5-5 by MY STANDARD, it gets a 5-5-5, if I think it deserves a 1-1-1, likewise the vote will reflect. What's the point of having a voting option, if we are to be bullied into a vote?
Agrimorfee - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Agrivateds, we all have good days and bad days. This was a bad day for Malky...I love the man, but this was way below his usual standards. If you would care to view the Parody Authors page, my "limited parody ability" of 20 years in practice is quite adequate according to those who have voted, thank you.
Arwen - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment's interesting to me that you are suddenly defending the right to drop a 1-1-1 after reading

"Ban Those Voting Less Than Two" Parody by Tim Mayfield

In which you claim that an honest vote wouldn't be less than 2.

So...which is it?

I also have to say, like the Agrivateds, that I sometimes find Agrimorfee's criticism to be a bit too harsh...and often unfounded...but I do agree that we all have the right to our own opinions, and wouldn't think to ask him to change his ways...
Arwen - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd also like to add that doing something for over 20 years doesn't automatically make one good at said something...or an expert on it.

I've been feeding myself for the better part of 28 years...and still manage to dribble food all down my shirt at least once a week.
Tim Mayfield - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, it's quite obvious what I think. I think that an honest vote would never be 1-1-1, but I still reserve the right to vote 1-1-1. I can't say that I have ever voted 1-1-1, but others here have. The reason for defending 1-1-1 voting is that some posts, although very, very rare, are put here without any redeeming qualities, such as the author even knowing the original song, having any creative or clever lines, etc. In my perusing, I have not seen very many deserving 1-1-1 and for ones I did see, I didn't vote, so please don't ban me.
Arwen - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Tim...I was simply asking a question. I, like you, will usually skip voting on a song if I really don't care for it...unless it REALLY strikes a negative note with me...

Either way...I still think your statement and your parody are a bit contradictory...but don't be silly...I'm not banning anyone...=)
Tim Mayfield - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, Oh whew! Now, if I can only find a good song to rewrite where I can use "Don't Ban Me" in the chorus... :-D
Stuart McArthur - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(psst Tim: don't know who you're messing with, mate....)
Arwen - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL...shhhhh, Stuart!
Stuart McArthur - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
very very extremely sorry, your Highness - it shan't happen again (gulp)
Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Give debit where it's due. This one left a bad taste in my mouth. It was really hard to swallow. Malcolm was not cock of the walk here.
Ashkicksass - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm going to have to agree with Agrimorfee, Tim, and Michael Pacholek. There's nothing funny about this. Just because something is properly paced, doesn't mean it's good. And at least Agrimorfee doesn't hide behind an alias like his detractors do. It's really easy to rip into someone under an assumed name. I might not always agree with Agrimorfee's opinion, but I'll always respect him for being brave enough to use his real name and take the heat that's sure to come from being honest.
Arwen - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I honestly didn't even vote on this parody. I simply was agreeing with the Agrivateds that Agrimorfee sometimes comments in such a condescending way, that it is off putting. However...I've already said that I defend Agri's right to say what he thinks, regardless of if I agree with him or not.
Agrimorfee - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen said the following, "I, like you, will usually skip voting on a song if I really don't care for it...unless it REALLY strikes a negative note with me..." ---Which is the same way I went with this tune. I see no need to defend this any further. (BTW, except for whoever Agrivated is/are, you ALL are cool in my book)
Stuart McArthur - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
hear, hear, Ashkicksass - my thoughts exactly
Thou Shalt Not Use Queen in Vain - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is an insult to Queen! It is not worthy of anything other than 1-1-1 or 0-0-0. Never, and I mean NEVER, talk down to Queen, no matter how gay Freddie Mercury was. I cannot believe that such a blasphemous Queen parody is coming from Malcom Higgins, a respected parodist. This parody has my pity.
go*habs*go - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Ricky R. - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I voted 153 - this parody was so bad it was good.... singing nonsense made me laugh. Well done ;-)

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