here up on mars,
in a red planet hall
i found an earth probe
and they're never gonna live
on mars

here up on mars,
when they sent the robot
they all loked what they got
when we sent back several shots
of mars

here up on mars,
we can eat and drink beer
but we cant go outside
cause there's no atmosphere
on mars

here up on mars
my government flipped
that those dummies on earth
say they're gonna take a trip to mars

I've already started to drink
I've already started to drink