Song Parodies -> Humpy Dumpy Mistress
| Original Song Title: | "Holly Jolly Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Burl Ives |
| Parody Song Title: | "Humpy Dumpy Mistress" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
have a humpy dumpy mistress,
with big fat nose and ears
I don't know if she sees toes
or if they're even here
have a humpy dumpy mistress
when you're down at the beach
keep her low, as greenpeace knows
or harpoons will be reahed
oh no, just keep her low,
decency is breached
her bumpy just waits for you
kiss her once for me
have a humpy dumpy mistress
in case you didn't hear
oh by golly have a dumpy humpy mistress
this year
with big fat nose and ears
I don't know if she sees toes
or if they're even here
have a humpy dumpy mistress
when you're down at the beach
keep her low, as greenpeace knows
or harpoons will be reahed
oh no, just keep her low,
decency is breached
her bumpy just waits for you
kiss her once for me
have a humpy dumpy mistress
in case you didn't hear
oh by golly have a dumpy humpy mistress
this year
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