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Song Parodies -> "Gross To You"

Original Song Title:

"Close To You"

Original Performer:

The Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"Gross To You"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

why do turds suddenly appear?
every time.. you're in fear,
suddenly they're long they're here..
gross to you

why do logs roll down off your thighs..
some are long, some are wide...
just like me, this song should be gross to you

on the pot, another's born, my eyes were crossed together
and I decided to scream "it's come through"
so I battered it with paper there,
and flushed and cried till it went idly through..

that's why all the folks in town,
hold it in, when I'm round..
just like me, they smell truly
gross to you..

on the pot, another's born, my eyes were crossed together
and I decided to scream "it's come through"
so I battered it with paper there,
and flushed and cried till it went idly through..

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Royce Miller - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm--this one's funny; inhibited ain't in your vocabulary, is it? Thanks for your bizarre wit.
Rick D - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, I'm new to this site, but I recognised you right quick as a kindred spirit-- I didn't check first to see if my old parodies are too "close to you", but it's bound to happen when warped minds think alike-- I've also done all the Beatle songs, and I like some of yours better
I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I laughing like crazy here at this parady, because I just got over a bad case of Diahreah!!!

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