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Song Parodies -> "Pick Up Pizzas, Molly Maid"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita (Meter Maid)"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pick Up Pizzas, Molly Maid"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

pick up pizzas, molly maid
pick up pizzas, molly maid

pick up pizzas, molly maid
always we pay to clean us,
when will you start to take this crap away?
standing by a pile of pizza,
when I was too full to eat 'er
started eating early, provolone's what it took
clean the car, when you get finished,
and the mess is now diminished
make my house nicer in a jiffy you can

pick up pizzas, molly maid
may I suggest, completely?
when you are free,
just clean my feet for me
take it out, the trash container,
and the crap within the strainer
then you pick the stubble from my razors again

show the bill, and I will pay it,
extra cash, if we can make it
maybe on the sofa, then you clean that up too

pick up pizzas, molly maid
place is a mess without you
why do you think I please myself to you?

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Jason - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I love anything to do with pizzas. 555

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