Original Song Title:
"Thunder Road" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
The school door slams, Harry's class waves,
with some vision he dances with care knowing Dumbledore's gay..
some think the story now has fouling
a gay man from J.K Rowling....
not going home again, the school year's begun
and there's much to gain,
he's come back inside knowing we know just what he's there for
he's not scared but we know that's maybe because he's not young any more
evil versus good, there's magic in the night
it's the finale' but hey that's all right
oh and that's all right with me..
was your name in the goblet have you entered the game?
is Harry too young or is this just a feign?,
wizards and goblins are trying in vain
as this young man stands to his feet
well he is the source of Dumble's wood,
J.K thought this was normal and very good..
another teacher with a kid, somehow,
hey, another headline now,
accept what's is in here now, he is a queer now, that's a shame
and his role busted open, and his closet can't hide his teacher's game
did he once try to cop a feel?
extra showering glances to steal?
standing back, heaven showing peeping in through the cracks..
oh, oh now take a stand
why was this revealed as it was on the selling stands?
oh oh oh oh dumble dore,
oh dumbledore, oh dumbledore
lying in there like a lecher with our sons
he's out and it's late did he have a little fun?
oh oh oh oh dumbledore
not right, that's old... Dumbledore
well he's like the school tzar, and he won't let the children talk
but his hand slips back if you're ready to take a long late evening walk
on the front porch his hand does reach
touches more than he does at the beach
and he says he's lonely it's the words that have been spoken
and tonight now with glee all the school teacher trust is broken
there was pain in the eyes of all the boys in their rooms
they rode those flying contraptions in the wizardry games
as they're used to riding brooms
they screamed with pain as you came to the dorm
and told them quiet I'll just keep you warm
and in the darkness times before dawn
his old robe was slipped back on
and when they leave from the school, they say never again
it's harry who'll win
in this town full of wizards.
get back in the closet again
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