Song Parodies -> Best Is My Dub
| Original Song Title: | "Best Of My Love" |
| Original Performer: | The Eagles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Best Is My Dub" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
every night. the same talking head,
pinocchio chin is his name
Kerry will lie, the chin grows it's said,
that's how "horse" got his name
he tries to gloss it over,
but the lie hide is always tough
I know he's not lying,
I tell you the best is my "dub"
watchin his speechs, hearing his preaches,
makes me want to throw up
in different places, he wears flip flip faces
his lies he tries to sew up.
he tries to gloss it over,
but the lie hide is always tough
I know he's not lying,
I tell you the best is my "dub"
oh oh oh oh sweet darlin,
the best ol' guy is my dub
oh oh oh sweet darlin,
I say the best is my dub
Kerry's back in time and it's a sweet dream
he got grazed so right, came back to skew the right
he should have gone on sleeping
but every mornin, they wake at team Kerry,
wonderin what he'll flip on today
he sees it his way, he'll flip and see mine
and now his lead's slippin away
he tries to gloss it over,
but the lie hide is always tough
I know he's not lying,
I tell you the best is my "dub"
oh oh oh oh sweet darlin,
the best ol' guy is my dub
oh oh oh sweet darlin,
I say the best is my dub
pinocchio chin is his name
Kerry will lie, the chin grows it's said,
that's how "horse" got his name
he tries to gloss it over,
but the lie hide is always tough
I know he's not lying,
I tell you the best is my "dub"
watchin his speechs, hearing his preaches,
makes me want to throw up
in different places, he wears flip flip faces
his lies he tries to sew up.
he tries to gloss it over,
but the lie hide is always tough
I know he's not lying,
I tell you the best is my "dub"
oh oh oh oh sweet darlin,
the best ol' guy is my dub
oh oh oh sweet darlin,
I say the best is my dub
Kerry's back in time and it's a sweet dream
he got grazed so right, came back to skew the right
he should have gone on sleeping
but every mornin, they wake at team Kerry,
wonderin what he'll flip on today
he sees it his way, he'll flip and see mine
and now his lead's slippin away
he tries to gloss it over,
but the lie hide is always tough
I know he's not lying,
I tell you the best is my "dub"
oh oh oh oh sweet darlin,
the best ol' guy is my dub
oh oh oh sweet darlin,
I say the best is my dub
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Hopefully, we won't have to see him much anymore or hear him.
Loved the Pinocchio-chin line.
Guess what, Royce: You've got eight more years to spew your hate for President John Kerry. And Jay Leno did "Chinocchio" back in 1999. So not only is Malcolm a right-winger, he's a plagiarist! (Oh, sure, if Gore or Kerry hadn't been aware of it, you'd have said it!)
Michael Pacholek, I don't hate Kerry, but people like you sure like to throw the hate word around, like you're familiar with it?
By the way, Michael, Kerry cut out many of the defense systems and weapons we have, and Bush could have made more of that last night in the debate; like Zell Miller said, what are you gonna defend us with Mr. Kerry, spitballs? Your Kerry is unfit for command.
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