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Song Parodies -> "VD"
Original Song Title:
"Cocaine"
Original Performer:
Eric Crapton
Parody Song Title:
"VD"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
at the request of RED ANT here it is..
if you just whip it out,
and you worry about vd
when your lay is done,
and you've had no fun v.d.
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like v.d.
when you leave the bed,
and there's spots on your head, vd
if you go see the doc,
and your thing is in shock, v.d.
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like v.d
when the treatment is in,
it's penicillin, vd
if you're careful next time,
and you wrap up your vine, vd
you won't get you won't get you won't get..vd
and you worry about vd
when your lay is done,
and you've had no fun v.d.
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like v.d.
when you leave the bed,
and there's spots on your head, vd
if you go see the doc,
and your thing is in shock, v.d.
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like v.d
when the treatment is in,
it's penicillin, vd
if you're careful next time,
and you wrap up your vine, vd
you won't get you won't get you won't get..vd
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Darnit, Marcolm, why do you have to misspell my last name?
Malcolm, there don't seem to be alot of people voting today--but of the ones you posted, this is my favorite.
I'd whip out three fives for it.
Very Delightful.
LOL Malcolm, 555 for making a VD parody of " Cocaine " as I mentioned!! Now you can do one ( if you haven't already ) of " Cocaine" called " In Pain " ( I was going to do one about back pain, but I think you might be a bit more, umm, nasty about it ). :) PS- Do you not like Eric CLAPton ( pun intended ), as on my keyboard the R and L are pretty hard to mistype?
Ps- Those 5's were EARNED, not just given because I requested it. Glad to see someone do a parody I requested ( and coming from a man with over 1300 now, quite an honor ).
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