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Song Parodies -> "Stupid Gal With Rhino Hips"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifrailisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins Musical

Parody Song Title:

"Stupid Gal With Rhino Hips"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

actually the song title limiter stopped the full title: stupid gal with rhino hips and legs just like a horses
Um diddle diddle diddle um I'm a guy
Um diddle diddle diddle um I'm a guy
stupid gal with rhino hips and legs just like a horses'
real bad acne funny ears, and multiple neuroses
even just the sound of her
makes my head really naseous,
stupid gal with rhino hips and legs just like a horses'



Um diddle diddle diddle what a a guy
Um diddle diddle diddle hey bye bye

Malks :
becaue I was an ugly geek when I was just a lad,
I dated girls with crossed up eyes,
and breath that was so bad
then one day I learned a phrase
that saved my aching soul
get away you rhino chick,
and crawl back in your hole

stupid gal with rhino hips and legs just like a horses'
real bad acne funny ears, and multiple neuroses
even just the sound of her
makes my head really naseous,
stupid gal with rhino hips and legs just like a horses'

Mary: "You know yu can pretend it's backards...
which is
sesroh a ekil tsuj sgel dna spih onihr htiw lag diputs
but then, you'd take her to bed.. wouldn'r you???


Malks: two rhinos! in double itably

Um diddle diddle diddle what a guy
Um diddle diddle diddle see ya, bye!

so when slipped me her big tongue
I really had to laugh
despite her other feral traits,
her tongue's like a giraffe's
but she used it carefuly,
and earned all my respect

(for example ...HOW deep is you throat??)
it took days and maybe weeks,
but I kissed all her neck

urp... ooh and a lovely thing it is too....o

stupid gal with rhino hips and legs just like a horses'
stupid gal with rhino hips and legs just like a horses'
stupid gal with rhino hips and legs just like a horses'
stupid gal with rhino hips and legs just like a horses'

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MrMacphisto - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL... good job
Sam_Spam - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
555s... *shudder at thoughts of such creatures existing*

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