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Song Parodies -> "Those Tight Wee Bums"

Original Song Title:

"Tonight She Comes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"Those Tight Wee Bums"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I love those tight wee bums
I kiss them at night it's fun
don't know the reason,
I don't like them wide
I love those tight wee bums

her jeans pull right up
she dresses with ease
inspecting the rear of thighs too,
no cottage cheese
I don't know the reason,
I like them so tight
I like em tight ( I like them tight) I like em tight
I like em tight ( I like them tight) I like em tight
I love those tight wee bums

I love her showin it to me
one more time
must get her chest implanted
big and bright
then she will keep me hangin
on her line

I love her showin it to me
one more time
must get her chest implanted
big and bright
then she will keep me hangin
on her line

I love the way that it feels
perfectly straight to her heels
she doesn't look sleazy,
no she looks allright
well I love those tight wee bums

she doesn't look sleazy,
looks amazing tonight

I like em tight ( I like them tight) I like em tight
I like em tight ( I like them tight) I like em tight
I love those tight wee bums

oh I know tonight
I'll love them tight ( I love them tight)
I love those tight wee bums

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