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Song Parodies -> "Help Me Fondle"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Rhonda"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Help Me Fondle"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

well since she came to town, I been out side of my sane head
come home at night, and I lie beside her in the bed

a fondle would be so fine, (feel so fine)
and no, wouldn't take much time,
for her to help me fondle,
help me fondle my favourite part

Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle yeah
Get it up, do your part

if she's gonna be my wife
I just wanna be her man
(to fondle)
just put your hands right between us,
I've got the plan,

fondle it just so fine ( just so fine)
fondle me before I die,
help me fondle,
help me get it up at the start

Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle yeah
Get it up, do your part

Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle
Help, help me fondle
Help me fondle yeah
Get it up, do your part

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