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Song Parodies -> "The Bride Is High"

Original Song Title:

"The Tide Is High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"The Bride Is High"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the bride is high, but they're moving on,
Las Vegas marriages are number one,
she was the kinda girl, who would elope like that..
oh yes yes

just pass the rings, and kiss this girl, she's bad
is she a little fat there boy, or are you a dad??
is the the kinda girl to get knocked up just like that?
oh no.. no

the bride is high, but they're moving on,
Las Vegas marriages are number one,
she was the kinda girl, who would elope like that..
oh yes yes

every girl wants love to be real close
will she keep this husband, cause she's comatose..
she's just the kinda girl, who wants to be real bad..
oh no...

you are strong to hold her up, she's small,
is drugs, or smoke, or alcohol?
is she the kinda girl to do a thing like that??
oh no no

the bride is high, but they're moving on,
Las Vegas marriages are number one,
she was the kinda girl, who would elope like that..
oh yes yes

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Billy Florio - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHA..funny
Muzakman - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
You know I made my own parody with the same title, but it went "The bride is high, she's high on drugs. The ones that she got from well- armed thugs." But yours is funnier.

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