-> "Litte Pills Mean I'm Not (the Contraceptive Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Little Things Mean A Lot"
Parody Song Title:
"Litte Pills Mean I'm Not (the Contraceptive Song)"
The Lyrics
blew me a kiss from across the room
showed him the fun that I've got
touched my hair, no pregnancy scare
little pills mean I'm not
put on the charm as we were discreet
alcohol, roofies and pot
I always say not in family way
little pills mean I'm not
don't have to pawn off my diamonds and pearls
abortion clinics not much
just hold me close and still twirl my curls
cause honestly, baby, I won't say maybe
give me a chance at the end of the day
won't need a shoulder to cry on
the little box says just take one pill a day
it's the new one I rely on
we know the truth in our secret smile
this moring I never forgot
pregnancy never, forever and ever
the little pills mean I'm not
give me a chance at the end of the day
won't need a shoulder to cry on
the little box says just take one pill a day
it's the new one I rely on
we know the truth in our secret smile
this moring I never forgot
pregnancy never, forever and ever
the little pills mean I'm not
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