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Song Parodies -> "Peelin For The Queers ( The Gay Chippendale Dancer Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Reelin In The Years"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Peelin For The Queers ( The Gay Chippendale Dancer Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

this is kind of a support for Guy .. wayyyyyyy too serious stuff here.. laugh with one and all.. straight and gay get slaughtered here..
when they offered me a hummer, well I began to laugh
and I told them all that I was straight, don't try to make a pass
but my bunny outfit looks real good, as I flash off my pecs
the things they do for lovin, don't include me in the sex

I'm just peelin for the queers
passin away the time
as they're deep throating their beers
see them do it every time
I'm just peelin for the queers
passin away the time
as they're deep throating their beers
see them do it every time

I've been dancin as a chippendale since I was seventeen
and I think back on what I've heard, and baby what I've seen,
well the weekends in the hotel didn't turn out as I planned,
I just try to be alone, and they grab me on my can
I'm just peelin for the queers
passin away the time
as they're deep throating their beers
see them do it every time
I'm just peelin for the queers
passin away the time
as they're deep throating their beers
see them do it every time

I made a lot of money, heard every pick up line,
and I tried them on my honey, and she loved it every time
and the only one I couldn't use, I felt just like a fool
I grabbed her whispered in her ear, "can I push in your stool"
I'm just peelin for the queers
passin away the time
as they're deep throating their beers
see them do it every time
I'm just peelin for the queers
passin away the time
as they're deep throating their beers
see them do it every time

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Guy - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
This song is gay. Very well done and thanks. I do appreciate your support.
Adagio - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
ewww...the line.."can I push in your stool"...but it was funny.
malcolm higgins - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
there. a FUNNY gay song.. imagine ...laughing about ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ( with precious few exceptions)

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