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Band Name Origins:

  • I was watching this 70's action movie on TV once. I don't remember the name of the movie, but I do remember that the main character wielded a big gun called the Steely Dan. So, that's most likey where the name came from. [Ed.'s note: but it more likely came from the steel vibrator from the novel "Naked Lunch".] Submitted by: Mr. X
  • The band's name (like a number of others) is derived from the works of William S. Burroughs: Steely Dan is the name of a giant flying steam-powered dildo that appeared in Burroughs' book Naked Lunch. Fagen once explained, "We just wanted to give the band a little more thrust than most other bands." Submitted by: GF

Better Off Solo:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Walter Becker""During a 15-Year Hiatus from Steely Dan, Walter Becker made a Minor hit called 'Book of Lies'." - Paul Warren
"Donald Fagen""During a 15-Year Hiatus from Steely Dan, Donald Fagen wrote songs for the movies 'Heavy Metal' and 'Bright Lights, Big City'. And one of his videos was seen in 'Beavis and Butt-Head'." - Paul Warren

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Pretzel Logic"Though this is the song that's also the album title, it should be known as "Those Days are gone forever over a long time ago". - Paul Warren

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Rikki, Don't Compute That Number""Rikki, Don’t Lose That Number"jgm87
"Groucho Marx""Gaucho"Paul Warren
"King Charlemange""Kid Charlemange"Paul Warren
"XM""FM"Paul Warren
"Black Fly Day""Black Friday"softrock

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Reeling In The Years,"You can't catch years with a fishing pole. ;-Dprincejellyfish
"Reeling In The Years,"I didn't know you could go fishing for years!princejellyfish

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Do That To Me One More Time""Do It Again," Steely DanKathy
"I'd Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That""Only A Fool Would Say That," Steely Danneptunevsmars
"Turn Your Radio On""FM (No Static At All)," Steely DanMartha Hankins
"I Shot The Sherriff""Do It Again," Steely Danneptunevsmars
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Rikki Don't Lose That Umber" originally "Rikki Don't Lose That Number"
Antiques like those don't grow on trees.
oldrock
"Reeling In The Ears" originally "Reeling In The Years"
Larcen Tyler
"Reeling In The Ears" originally "Reeling In The Years"
Naomi Swanson
"Jose" originally "Josie"
A sex-change just by removing a letter.
MOR

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"My Mold School" originally "My Old School"
Peter
"My Cold School" originally "My Old School"
Peter
"My Bold School" originally "My Old School"
Peter

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Vikki Don't Lose That Number" originally "Rikki Don't Lose That Number"
Lindsay Lowhound
"Nikki Don't Lose That Lumber" originally "Rikki Don't Lose That Lumber"
Lindsay Lowhound
"Pet" originally "Peg"
Serafina
"Pig" originally "Peg"
Now it's a song about an overweight model.
Josh
"Beacon Blues" originally "Deacon Blues"
Regina Haniger

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Green Earrings""Green Herrings"LyricalJim
"Do It Again""Protoman"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Peg""Phlegm"Elgin Edward Suiter
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number""Vicki and Johnny Slumbered"John A. Barry
"Babylon Sisters""Battin'-Long Stickers"John A. Barry
"Razor boy""That Plate Ump, Oy"Paul Robinson
"Hey Nineteen""Say Pipedream"Tony Wiseguy
"Peg""Pig"Malcolm Higgins
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number""Mickey Mouse Home's A Bummer"Alvin Rhodes
"Showbiz Kids""Emo Kids"TullyGirl

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Throw Back The Little OnesFish And Wildlife ConservationTim Hall

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
My Old SchoolAny SchoolPaul Warren
The Boston RagNew York Yankees ticket purchasingMike Spessard
Here At The Western WorldIraqi GovernmentMike Spessard
Deacon BluesWake Forest University Athletic DepartmentDaniel Gordon
King Of The WorldThe White HouseEric Andrews
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Inner Logic
   Bad Religion
Pretzel Logic
   Steely Dan
Inner Pretzel Logic
It has Cheese in it!
Paul Warren
My Name Is
   Eminem
Peg
   Steely Dan
My Name Is Peg
crazydon
Hey 19
   Steely Dan
I Was Only 19
   Redgum
Hey, I Was Only 19
I needed the money, OK?
neptunevsmars
Chain Lightning
   Steely Dan
Lightning Strikes
   Lou Christie
Chain Lightning Strikes
Again and Again and Again...
Paul Warren
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinnamon, sisters, shake it
Original Lyrics:
Babylon sisters shake it
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the day of the enchanted land.
Original Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your big day too.
It's like a dream come true.
Original Lyrics:
This is your big debut.
It's like a dream come true.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was at Vandy, Gamma Chi.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Green Earring"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rings your friend designed
Original Lyrics:
The rings of rare design

Story about this misheard lyric by: Melegorm

Love the song, but always swore that "the rings your friend designed" were the lyrics. In a way, it sounds a lot more dramatic to steal rings designed by someone known to the person who's the victim of the theft implied in the song.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Hey Nineteen"
Better Lyrics:
I was a dandy glamour guy
Original Lyrics:
I was a dandy Gamma Chi
Submitted by: Carlos R. Zapata

Funny Lyrics:

"Show Biz Kids"
The Funny Lyrics:
They got the shapèly bodies/they got the Steely Dan T-Shirt/and for the coupe de grace, they're outrageous
Why They're Funny:
Only the Dan would insert a reference to themselves in a song about Hollywood cultural decadence and/or wild parties.
Submitted by: Ben Kalafut
"Cousin Dupree"
The Funny Lyrics:
When I see my little cousin Jenine walk in
Well all I could say was ouch!
Why They're Funny:
The entire song is a hoot relating the angst of a loser infatuated with his hot young cousin.
Submitted by: Joe
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Kid Charlemagne"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Is there gas in the car?
Yes there's gas in the car
Why They're Repetitive:
That one gets *everybody's* attention...
Submitted by: Ben Kalafut
"Doctor Wu"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Doctor Wu
Why They're Repetitive:
This story is about meeting a Chinese doctor who was originally from China and they're in love with each other. note: The doctor is a woman
Submitted by: wxyztv
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Insulting Lyrics:

"Hey Nineteen"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Hey nineteen That's 'retha Franklin
She dont remember The queen of soul
Why They're Insulting:
I know it's not meant to be insulting, and it was directed at a potential groupie, but I was 14 when that song came out, and I knew who Aretha Franklin was even before then. If Donald Fagen is suggesting that somebody five years older wouldn't have a clue who she is it almost sounds to me like he's slamming all teenagers.
Submitted by: The Skuz
"Reeling in the Years"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Well, you wouldn't know a diamond if you held it in your hand
The things you think are precious I can't understand
Why They're Insulting:
The song is sung from the point of view of a man who's broken up with his girlfriend; he questions her ability to determine what is good in life.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
There are additional Insulting lyrics available.

Dirty Lyrics:

"Black Cow"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Drink your big black cow, and get out of here.
Why They're Dirty:
When I first heard the song, I immediately thought of the scene in 'Freddy Got Fingered' where Tom Green was 'milking' a male cow. Plus, the lyrics sound like they allude to somebody performing oral sex on an obese black woman. That's why the lyrics sounds dirty to me.
Submitted by: Darth Chaos
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Show Biz Kids"
The Lyrics:
They got the shapely bodies They got the Steely Dan t-shirt
Who They Mention:
Steely Dan
Submitted by: KarenHlly
"Everything You Did"
The Lyrics:
I never knew you, you were a roller skater You gonna show me later Turn up the Eagles, the neighbors are listening
Who They Mention:
The Eagles
Submitted by: KarenHlly
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Glamour Profession"
The Lyrics:
I drove the Chrysler
Product Brand Name:
Chrysler
Submitted by: Hank Kiosk
"Hey Nineteen"
The Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
Product Brand Name:
Cuervo Gold
Submitted by: rocky

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Hey Nineteen"
The Lyrics:
She don't remember the queen of soul
Why:
It should be "she doesn't remember" but Steely Dan very rarely did this sort of thing.
Submitted by: Rich Braham
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Ten Slay Ed Submitted by: Lydia Helton

Song Title Anagrams:

"Mandate Kite Love" originally "Don't Take Me Alive"
Submitted by: Josh

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Through With Buzz" Length: 1:34
The song is taken off from 1974's "Pretzel Logic."
Submitted by: Mickey D.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"I Scold Mule" originally "My Old School"
Submitted by: Cynthia Avery
 
 
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