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"Aja"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey John
Original Lyrics:
Aja
"Aja"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining movies, I always get in free
And dueling banjoes
Sound good to me.
Original Lyrics:
Chinese music always sets me free
Angular banjoes
Sound good to me.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinnamon, sisters, shake it
Original Lyrics:
Babylon sisters shake it
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dial assistance, shake it.
Original Lyrics:
Babylon sisters, shake it.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink cashasa from a shell.
Original Lyrics:
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink gazpacho from a shell.
Original Lyrics:
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink kielbassa from a shell.
Original Lyrics:
Drink Kerscwasscher from a shell.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink,or swash or for Michelle.
Original Lyrics:
Drink Kerscwasscher from a shell.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come those sad, and the winds are gay.
Original Lyrics:
Here come those Santa Ana winds again.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes 'ol Santa, and the winds are gay.
Original Lyrics:
Here come those Santa Ana winds again.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somethin' on disco, shake it.
Original Lyrics:
Babylon Sisters, shake it.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll jog or chauffer, condescend.
Original Lyrics:
We'll jog with Showfolk on the sand.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll jog with homos on hand
Drink cooch water from a snail
You've got to shake and bake it.
Original Lyrics:
We'll jog with show folk on the sand
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell
You've got to shake it baby.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I should know by now that it's just a spell.
Original Lyrics:
Well I should know by now that it's just a spasm.
"Bad Sneakers"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that fearsome masturbation on Magnolia Boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia Boulevard.
"Black Cow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink, you big black cow
Ang get out of here.
Original Lyrics:
Drink your big black cow
And get out of here.
"Black Cow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your big black cow and get out of here
or
Get your big black couch and get out of here
or
Get your big black couch and get out of here
Original Lyrics:
Drink your big black cow and get out of here
Black Cow is a drink made from Kahlua, Hlaf and Half and Cola.
"Black Friday"
Misheard Lyrics:
And catch the brave men
Original Lyrics:
And catch the grey men
"Black Friday"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
Against Wilt Chamberlain.
Original Lyrics:
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name.
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty-seven
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' shoppin'
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Hoffa
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Police offer
or
But he suffered.
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of your vagina
Original Lyrics:
The sparkle of your China
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is happenin'? What is happenin'? What is happenin'?
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is happening?
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is that for?
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy Zappa
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your sparkling v*****
Original Lyrics:
The sparkle of your china
"Bodhisatva"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shine in your toupee
Original Lyrics:
The shine in your Japan
"Bodhissatva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boody slapper
Original Lyrics:
Bodhissatva
"Bodhissatva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorcycle
Original Lyrics:
Bodhissatva
"Daddy Don't Live In That NY City No More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy don't need no lock and key
For the PC store out on Avenue D
or
Daddy don't need no lock and key
for the piece he stole out on Avenue D.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy don't need no lock and key
For the piece he stowed out on Avenue D.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Jigaboo.
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Peek-A-Boo.
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And dine behind the wheel.
Original Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crawl like a viper through these suburban fields.
Original Lyrics:
I crawl like a viper through these suburban streets.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll rise when my son goes down
Cover every gay in town.
Original Lyrics:
I'll rise when the sun goes down
Cover every game in town.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Languid and dead asleep
Original Lyrics:
Languid and bittersweet
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women, languid and innocent.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women, languid and bittersweet.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Language and bittersweet.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid in bed of sheets.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Dick in Blue.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blue.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me deep and blue.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blue.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call my family the kissin' type
Caught me deep in blues.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our Pamela Kristantine.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our Pamela the Prince Of Tides.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our drama the Crimson Tide.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our fella with the crimson tie.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our fella with the crimson tie.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a name for the wieners in the world.
Original Lyrics:
They got a name for the winners in the world.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the day of the ascending man.
Original Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the day of the enchanted land.
Original Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man.
"Deacon Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me deconfused
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blue.
"Deacon Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and dead asleep.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
"Dirty Work"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a castle in its corner in a meaty evil game
Original Lyrics:
Like a castle in its corner in a medieval game
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the mourners are all sighing.
Original Lyrics:
And the mourners are all singin'.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you fight till he is done in.
Original Lyrics:
And you fire 'til he is done in.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the hangman isn't hangin'
So they cook you on the screen.
Original Lyrics:
But the hangman isn't hangin'
So they put you on the street.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin you go garnin'
For the man who stole your water.
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin
For the man who stole your water.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your wallet
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your money.
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your woman.
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the morning you're all singin'
or
In the morning you're all clinging
or
In the morning you're all clinging
Original Lyrics:
And the mourners are all singin'
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear a chick in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear a kick in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear to kids in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear your kid's in Vegas
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scat, cat, do it again
Original Lyrics:
Back, Jack, do it again
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap Jack, do it again, Sam
Original Lyrics:
Back, Jack, do it again
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you love a little wilder
Original Lyrics:
Then you love a little wild one
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the moon when you go gunning.
Original Lyrics:
In the morning you go gunning.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll turn them 'round and around.
Original Lyrics:
Wheel turning 'round and around.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
You swear a chick in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
You swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Bacardi could make you money.
Original Lyrics:
Your black cards could make you money.
"Do it Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap Jack, do it again
or
Black Jack, do it again
or
Black Jack, do it again
Original Lyrics:
Back, Jack, do it again
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollywood-keeper's son
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crashed my old van 'bout an hour ago.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Avalon.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in a record shop.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw my old man back in Aragon.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a goal-keeper's son.
or
I'm a bull-keeper's son.
or
I'm a pool-keeper's son.
or
I'm a bull-keeper's son.
or
I'm a pool-keeper's son.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bull-keeper's son.
or
I'm a pool-keeper's son.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parlez-vous, key person.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waitin' for the low, luckless pedestrian
Original Lyrics:
Agents of the law
Luckless pedestrian
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I saw my old man back in a record shop.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Everyone's Gone To The Movies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take off your chinos.
Original Lyrics:
Take off your cheaters.
"F.M. (No Static at All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give us some fu*ked up music
Original Lyrics:
Give us some funked-up music
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bury the Bible, Mama.
Original Lyrics:
Worry the bottle, Mama.
"FM"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as the moon is right.
Original Lyrics:
As long as the mood is right.
"FM"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bury the bottle, mama
Original Lyrics:
Worry the bottle, mama
"FM"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give us some f***ed up music
Original Lyrics:
Give us some funked up music
"FM"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give us some f**ked up music
Original Lyrics:
Give us some funked up Muzak
"FM"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry the Bible, mama.
Original Lyrics:
Worry the bottle, mama.
"FM"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry the bottle, mama.
Original Lyrics:
Worry the bottle, mama.
"Gaslighting Abbie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flame is the Game,
the game we call 'dance like a nanny'
Original Lyrics:
Flame is the Game,
the game we call gaslighting Abbie
"Gaucho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys,
such as yourself will never be welcome here
high in the custard ohh!!
Original Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys,
such as your friend will never be welcome here
high in the Custerdome
"Gaucho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as yourself will never be welcome here
High in the custard ohh!!
Original Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome.
"Gaucho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome her
High in the cusp of dawn.
Original Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome.
"Green Earrings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Greek, Italian
Sparkles when you smile.
Original Lyrics:
Greek medallion
Sparkles when you smile.
"Green Earring"
Misheard Lyrics:
The raindrop's grand design
Original Lyrics:
The rings of rare design
"Green Earring"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rings your friend designed
Original Lyrics:
The rings of rare design
"Haitian Divorce"
Misheard Lyrics:
God sent clean Willy.
Original Lyrics:
Babs and Clean Willy
"Haitian Divorce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now is Dolly fat
How did they do that?
Original Lyrics:
Now we dolly back
Now we fade to black.
"Haitian Divorce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Semi-b***-j**
Original Lyrics:
Semi-Mojo
"Haitian Divorce"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your patient divorce.
Original Lyrics:
This is your Haitian divorce.
"Hey 19"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was a dandy camera guy.
Original Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Nineteen, Joey's in the cracker barrel.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Nineteen, that's 'Retha Franklin.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, nineteen.
Pigs in a blanket.
Original Lyrics:
Hey nineteen.
That's 'Retha Franklin.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, nineteen.
That 'retha Franklin.
She don't remember Queen 'lizabet'
Original Lyrics:
Hey nineteen.
That's Aretha Franklin.
She don't remember the Queen of Soul
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy Democrat.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy dem-a tie.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy demagogue
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy of a kind.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy, never kind.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy Of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was abandoned Of Gamma Chi.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy Of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was at Vandy, Gamma Chi.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
If time is constant, where the h*** am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the h*** am I?
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just read The Franklin
or
Just redefine it.
Original Lyrics:
That's 'Retha Franklin.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look where Bo goes, the fine coat run me up.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look where we'll go, the fine Columbian
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move down to Compton; where the h*** am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the h*** am I?
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet beans from Boston.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet things from Boston.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dreams from Boston
So young in Wheeling.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The 'Quid Pro Quo', the fine gold lame and...
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Bear Goals, the pine cones from Benin
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Burgundian
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coke ambience
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine tooth comb
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold rumbia
or
Wear old clothes, define 'Columbian'
or
The Cuervo Gold, the pine cone of the earth
or
Where boats go, the fine Columbian
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the pine cone of the earth
or
Wear old clothes, define "Columbian"
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold rumbia
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine tooth comb
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine colt rum-e-an.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the pine cone of the earth.
or
Wear old clothes, define 'Columbian'
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold rumbia
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine time coming in
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine tooth comb
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine time coming in
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine tooth comb
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine toothed Romulan
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine-combed Romulan
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The pine cone love beam
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold, the pine cone nuts, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The careful goal
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The choir vocals, a fine-toothed comb
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The clever gold, we find the one with them.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fine cold ambient
Original Lyrics:
The fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The queer votes go
The fine coats run me in.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The queer won't go, the fine Columbia.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The werewolves run, the fine girls running.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The where's don't know, the time comes running in.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think where we'll go to find Colombia.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vacquero go!
Define cult Marmian
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where boats go, the fine colonial
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where we're goin', the pine cones run in
And make tonight a wonderful thing.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the Fine Columbian
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's Dr. Scarsdale, where the h*** am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the h*** am I?
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's vow is constant where the h*** am I?
or
Moved on Wisconsin, where the h*** am I?
or
Moved down to Scottsdale, where the h*** am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the h*** am I?
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's vow is constant where the h*** am I?
or
Moved on Wisconsin, where the h*** am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the h*** am I?
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
8:19
or
8/19
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Nineteen.
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canine team
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Nineteen
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy gamblin' kind.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine coat I'm in.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian.
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the cold Colt Malt Liquor
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coke money
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine coke numbed me up.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The mitochondrian
Makes tonight a wonderful day.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Makes tonight a wonderful thing.
"I Got the News"
Misheard Lyrics:
How was I to know
'Bout the warm sofa seat
You'd been keepin' for years
Slow down I'll tell you when
I may never walk again.
Original Lyrics:
How was I to know
'Bout the warm soulful secret
You'd been keepin' for years
Slow down I'll tell you when
I may never walk again.
"Jack Of Speed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack-off, Steve!
Original Lyrics:
Jack of speed
"Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on the phone 'til the girls say when.
Original Lyrics:
Dance on the bones 'til the girls say when.
"Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo would you love to wrestle?
She'll never say no.
Original Lyrics:
Jo would you love to scrapple?
She'll never say no.
"Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinkos could swear by daylight.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up what's left by daylight.
"Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinkos watched 'The Living Daylights'.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up what's left by daylight.
"Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the best friend we never had.
Original Lyrics:
She's the best friend we ever had.
"Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach naked.
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach and make it.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those dago freaks who used to pay the face
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those dago freaks
Who used to paint their face.
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks
Who used to paint their face.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those day old freaks who used to run the race.
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Careful what Drew Carey.
Original Lyrics:
Careful what you carry.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clean ol' Fred up
Or we'll all end up in jail.
Original Lyrics:
Clean this mess up
Else we'll all end up in jail.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were Italian in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a tad young in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a tapyard in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize, you were Italian in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize, that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize
You were a tadpole in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize
That you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura
or
Everyone stoped to stare at your technical abilities
or
Everyone stoped to stare at your technical abilities
Original Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motorhome
Motorhome is perhaps an oblique reference to Ken Kesey's "Magic Bus?" This would make sense if you ascribe to the theory that the song is about Purple Owsley.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura (listed on your site)
Original Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home (from the liner notes)
There is no 'make corrections' link, so you are getting this here.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find you were in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't long, Kid Charlemagne
or
Get a monkey, chinaman
or
Get a long key, chinaman
or
Get a long key, chinaman
Original Lyrics:
Get along, kid charlemagne
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get along, Big Chinamen
Original Lyrics:
Get along, Kid Charlemagne
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on, Kid Charlemagne.
Original Lyrics:
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the hills they stuffed the lake with kerosene
Original Lyrics:
On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time you were in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny Long, Kenny Long, Kid Charlemagne
Kenny Long, Kid Charlemagne
Original Lyrics:
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
You are obsolete
Look at all the wise men on the street.
or
Sign you