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Shining movies, I always get in free
And dueling banjoes
Sound good to me.
Chinese music always sets me free
Angular banjoes
Sound good to me.
"Any Major Dude Will Tell You" (MP3)
You tell me that your superfine mind has come and gone
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone
Cinnamon, sisters, shake it
Babylon sisters shake it
Dial assistance, shake it.
Babylon sisters, shake it.
Drink cashasa from a shell.
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell.
Drink gazpacho from a shell.
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell.
Drink kielbassa from a shell.
Drink Kerscwasscher from a shell.
Drink,or swash or for Michelle.
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell.
Kirschwasser is the name of a liquid, cherry water.
Here come those sad, and the winds are gay.
Here come those Santa Ana winds again.
Here comes 'ol Santa, and the winds are gay.
Here come those Santa Ana winds again.
Somethin' on disco, shake it.
Babylon Sisters, shake it.
We'll jog or chauffer, condescend.
We'll jog with Showfolk on the sand.
We'll jog with homos on hand
Drink cooch water from a snail
You've got to shake and bake it.
We'll jog with show folk on the sand
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell
You've got to shake it baby.
Well I should know by now that it's just a spell.
Well I should know by now that it's just a spasm.
And that fearsome masturbation on Magnolia Boulevard.
And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia Boulevard.
Drink, you big black cow
Ang get out of here.
Drink your big black cow
And get out of here.
Get your big black cow and get out of here
or
Get your big black couch and get out of here
or
Get your big black couch and get out of here
Drink your big black cow and get out of here
Black Cow is a drink made from Kahlua, Hlaf and Half and Cola.
On the calendar
On the counter
Take your big Black Cow and get outta here.
Drink your big black cow and get out of here.
Was a book of novels
And your remedies
Was a book of numbers
And your remedies
And catch the bird men
And catch the grey men
And catch the brave men
And catch the grey men
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
Against Wilt Chamberlain.
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name.
Boody slapper
Bodhisattva
Bratislava
Bodhisattva
Bratislava is the capital of Slovakia
Buddhist Sat-Nav, won't you take me by the hand
Bodhisattva, won't you take me by the hand
Buddhist Sat-Nav
Bodhisattva
Goin' Shoppin'
Bodhisattva
Goin' shoppin'
Bodhisattva
Police offer
or
But he suffered.
Bodhisattva
The shine in your toupee
The shine in your Japan
The smell of your vagina
The sparkle of your China
What is happenin'? What is happenin'? What is happenin'?
Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva
What is happening?
Bodhisattva
What is that for?
Bodhisattva
Your sparkling v**ina
The sparkle of your china
"Brooklyn (Owes The Charmer Under Me)" (MP3)
There's golf at noon for three.
His golf at noon for free.
'Round his arm the plastic bag read D.O.A.
'Round his arm the plastic tag read D.O.A.
Newfound castle begs to stash a state of mind
Newfound cash soon begs to smash a state of mind
"Cousin Dupree"
My cousin the preek
Cousin Dupree
"Daddy Don't Live In That New York City No More" (MP3)
Daddy don't need no lock and key
For the PC store out on Avenue D
or
Daddy don't need no lock and key
for the piece he stole out on Avenue D.
Daddy don't need no lock and key
For the piece he stowed out on Avenue D.
Call me Deep and Blue
Call me Deacon Blues.
Call me Jigaboo.
Call me Deacon Blues.
Call me Peek-A-Boo.
Call me Deacon Blues.
Call me de-confused
Call me Deacon Blues.
Drink scotch whiskey all night long,
And drive behind the wheel.
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel.
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And dine behind the wheel.
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel.
I crawl like a viper through these suburban fields.
I crawl like a viper through these suburban streets.
I'll rise when my son goes down
Cover every gay in town.
I'll rise when the sun goes down
Cover every game in town.
Languid and dead asleep
Languid and bittersweet
Make love to these women, languid and innocent.
Make love to these women, languid and bittersweet.
Make love to these women
Language and bittersweet.
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
Make love to these women
Languid in bed of sheets.
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
Make love to these women
Languid and dead asleep.
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Dick in Blue.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me deep and blue.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
They call my family the kissin' type
Caught me deep in blues.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
They call our Alabama with the crimson tie.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
They call our Pamela Kristantine.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
They call our Pamela Krypton tight.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
They call our Pamela the Prince Of Tides.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
They call our drama the Crimson Tide.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
They call our fella with the crimson tie.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
They got a name for the wieners in the world.
They got a name for the winners in the world.
They got a name for the women in the world
They got a name for the winners in the world.
This is the day of the ascending man.
This is the day of the expanding man.
This is the day of the enchanted land.
This is the day of the expanding man.
Like a castle in its corner in a meaty evil game
Like a castle in its corner in a medieval game
And the Mormons are all singin'
And the mourners are all singin'.
And the mourners are all sighing.
And the mourners are all singin'.
And you fight till he is done in.
And you fire 'til he is done in.
Slap Jack, do it again
or
Black Jack, do it again
or
Black Jack, do it again
Back, Jack, do it again
But the hangman isn't hangin'
So they cook you on the screen.
But the hangman isn't hangin'
So they put you on the street.
But they cashew at the border
But they catch you at the border
In a room where you're to drive her
In a room with your two timer
In the mornin you go garnin'
For the man who stole your water.
In the mornin you go gunnin
For the man who stole your water.
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your wallet
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your money.
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water.
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your woman.
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water.
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your woman.
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water.
In the morning you're all singin'
or
In the morning you're all clinging
or
In the morning you're all clinging
And the mourners are all singin'
Now you swear a chick in Vegas.
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
Now you swear a kick in Vegas.
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
Now you swear to kids in Vegas.
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
Now you swear when you're in Vegas
That you're not a gamblin' man
When you find your Nothafagus
With a handle in your hand
Now you swear and kick and beg us
That you're not a gamblin' man
Then you find you're back in Vegas
With a handle in your hand
Now you swear your kickin' Vegas.
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
Now you swear your kid's in Vegas
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
Scat, cat, do it again
Back, Jack, do it again
Slap Jack, do it again, Sam
Back, Jack, do it again
Then you love a little wild wood
Then you love a little wild one
Then you love a little wilder
Then you love a little wild one
Under the moon when you go gunning.
In the morning you go gunning.
We'll turn them 'round and around.
Wheel turning 'round and around.
You know that cards can make you money
Your black cards can make you money
You swear a chick in Vegas.
You swear and kick and beg us.
You swear and kick in bagels.
You swear and kick and beg us.
Your Bacardi could make you money.
Your black cards could make you money.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Hollywood-keeper's son
I'm a book-keeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
I crashed my old van 'bout an hour ago.
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
I crossed my old man back in Aragon.
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
I crossed my old man back in Avalon.
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
I crossed my old man back in a record shop.
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
I saw my old man back in Aragon.
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
I'm a goal-keeper's son.
or
I'm a pool-keeper's son.
or
I'm a bull-keeper's son.
or
I'm a bull-keeper's son.
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
I'm a lucky person.
I'm a book-keeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Parlez-vous, key person.
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Waitin' for the low, luckless pedestrian
Agents of the law
Luckless pedestrian
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Well, I saw my old man back in a record shop.
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Everyone's Gone To The Movies" (MP3)
Take off your chinos.
Take off your cheaters.
"Everyone's Gone to the Movies" (MP3)
Stop the projection machine.
Start the projection machine.
"FM (No Static At All)"
As long as the moon is right.
As long as the mood is right.
"FM (No Static At All)"
As long as the movie's right.
As long as the mood is right.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Bury the Bible, Mama.
Bury the bottle, Mama.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Give us some f***ed up muzak
Give us some funked up music
"FM (No Static At All)"
Give us some f*cked up music
Give us some funked-up music
"FM (No Static At All)"
Hurry the Bible, mama.
Bury the bottle, mama.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Hurry the bottle, mama.
Bury the bottle, mama.
"FM (No Static At All)"
No snack at all.
No static at all.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Worry the bottle, mama
Bury the bottle, mama
Give us some f**ked up music
Give us some funked up Muzak
"Gaslighting Abbie"
Flame is the Game,
the game we call 'dance like a nanny'
Flame is the Game,
the game we call gaslighting Abbie
Bodacious cowboys,
such as yourself will never be welcome here
high in the custard ohh!!
Bodacious cowboys,
such as your friend will never be welcome here
high in the Custerdome
Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend will never be welcome here high in the Cuspador.
Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend will never be welcome here high in the Custerdome
Bodacious cowboys
Such as yourself will never be welcome here
High in the custard ohh!!
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome.
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome her
High in the cusp of dawn.
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome.
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcomed here
High in the Dusk or Dawn.
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome.
"Glamour Profession" (MP3)
Hollywood I know you're waiting.
Hollywood I know your middle name.
Call... Derek... No... flies on me...
Cold... daring... No... flies on me...
Greek, Italian
Sparkles when you smile.
Greek medallion
Sparkles when you smile.
The raindrop's grand design
The rings of rare design
The rings your friend designed
The rings of rare design
God sent clean Willy.
Babs and Clean Willy
Now is Dolly fat
How did they do that?
Now we dolly back
Now we fade to black.
This is your patient divorce.
This is your Haitian divorce.
"Here at the Western World"
Down at Toledo they welcome you
With sausage and beer
Down at the Lido they welcome you
With sausage and beer
"Hey 19"
The cuervo gold,
The fine car runnin'
The cuervo gold,
The fine Columbian
"Hey 19"
The cuervo gold,
The fine coke, rum and,
The cuervo gold,
The fine Columbian
"Hey 19"
The werewolves go...
"The night is coming in."
Cuervo gold
The fine Columbian.
"Hey 19"
Way back when, in '67,
I was a dandy kamikaze
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey 19"
Way back when, in '67
I was a dandy demicot
or
I was a dandy democrat.
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey 19"
Way back when, in 67
I was a gambler, gemini.
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
8:19
or
8/19
Hey, Nineteen.
Canine team
Hey, Nineteen
Cuervo Gold, the fine cool ambience
Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
Hey, nineteen.
Pigs in a blanket.
Hey nineteen.
That's 'Retha Franklin.
Hey, nineteen.
That 'retha Franklin.
She don't remember Queen 'lizabet'
Hey nineteen.
That's Aretha Franklin.
She don't remember the Queen of Soul
I was a dandy Democrat.
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
I was a dandy dem-a tie.
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
I was a dandy demagogue
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi
I was a dandy gamblin' kind.
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
I was a dandy in my time.
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
I was a dandy of a kind.
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
I was a dandy, never kind.
I was the dandy Of Gamma Chi.
I was abandoned Of Gamma Chi.
I was the dandy Of Gamma Chi.
I was at Vandy, Gamma Chi.
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
I was the dandy of Hammock High.
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
If time is constant, where the hell am I?
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
Just read The Franklin
or
Just redefine it.
That's 'Retha Franklin.
Look where Bo goes, the fine coat run me up.
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
Look where we'll go, the fine Columbian
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
Move down to Compton; where the hell am I?
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
Sweet beans from Boston.
Sweet things from Boston.
Sweet dreams from Boston
So young in Wheeling.
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing.
The 'Quid Pro Quo', the fine gold lame and...
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
The Bear Goals, the pine cones from Benin
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Burgundian
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Coke and rum
The Cuervo Gold, the Fine Columbian
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colt Malt Liquor
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coke ambience
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coke rum and...
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
The Cuervo Gold, the pine cone of the earth
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold rumbia
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine tooth comb
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
The Cuervo Gold, the fine colt rum-e-an.
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
The Cuervo Gold, the pine cone of the earth.
or
Wear old clothes, define 'Columbian'
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold rumbia
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine tooth comb
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine time coming in
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine time coming in
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
The Cuervo Gold, the fine toothed Romulan
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
The Cuervo Gold, the fine-combed Romulan
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
The Cuervo Gold, the fire glow coals burnin'
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
The Cuervo Gold,
The fine combed blonde hair,
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Makes tonight a wonderful thing.
The Cuervo Gold
The pine cone love beam
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
The Cuervo Gold
The Mitochondrian
Makes tonight a wonderful day.
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Makes tonight a wonderful thing.
The Cuervo gold, the pine cone nuts, yeah!
The Cuervo gold, the fine Columbian
The careful goal
The Cuervo Gold
The choir vocals, a fine-toothed comb
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
The clever gold, we find the one with them.
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
The fine cold ambient
The fine Colombian
The queer don't go, the fine come running in.
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
The queer votes go
The fine coats run me in.
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
The queer won't go, the fine Columbia.
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
The werewolves run, the fine girls running.
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
The where's don't know, the time comes running in.
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
Think where we'll go to find Colombia.
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian.
Vaquero go!
Define cult Marmian
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
Way back when, in '67
I was a dandy camera guy.
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
Wear old clothes, define 'Columbian'
or
Where boats go, the fine Columbian
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
Where boats go, the fine colonial
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
Where we're goin', the pine cones run in
And make tonight a wonderful thing.
The Cuervo Gold, the Fine Columbian
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
Who's Dr. Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
Who's vow is constant where the h**l am I?
or
Moved on Wisconsin, where the h*ll am I?
or
Moved down to Scottsdale, where the h*ll am I?
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
Look where blow go, the fine colt Romeo
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
The Cuervo Gold
The fine coat I'm in.
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian.
The Cuervo Gold, The fine coke numbed me up.
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
The Cuervo Gold, define gold bubbly
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
The Cuervo Gold, define gold bubbly
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coke money
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
The queer fold gold, the fine cook London,
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
How was I to know
'Bout the warm sofa seat
You'd been keepin' for years
Slow down I'll tell you when
I may never walk again.
How was I to know
'Bout the warm soulful secret
You'd been keepin' for years
Slow down I'll tell you when
I may never walk again.
"Jack Of Speed"
Jack-off, Steve!
Jack of speed
Dance on the phone 'til the girls say when.
Dance on the bones 'til the girls say when.
Jo would you love to wrestle?
She'll never say no.
Jo would you love to scrapple?
She'll never say no.
Pinkos could swear by daylight.
Pick up what's left by daylight.
Pinkos watched 'The Living Daylights'.
Pick up what's left by daylight.
She prays like a Roman
With her a** on fire
She prays like a Roman
With her eyes on fire
She prays like a Roman
With her a** on fire
She prays like a Roman
With her eyes on fire
She's the best friend we never had.
She's the best friend we ever had.
She's the wild thing
The live wire
She's the raw flame
The live wire
We're gonna break out the hoss n' rudis
When Josie comes home and...
She prays like a rolin with her eyes on fire and...
Show who'd you love and scrabba,
She'll never say no
Now look!
We're gonna break out the hats and hooters
When Josie comes home and...
She plays like a Roland with her eyes on fire and...
Jo would you love to scrapple,
She'll never say no
Now look
We're gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach naked.
We're gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach and make it.
"Kid Charlemagne"
All those dago freaks who used to pay the face
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face
All those dago freaks
Who used to paint their face.
All those day-glow freaks
Who used to paint their face.
All those day old freaks who used to run the race.
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face.
Careful what Drew Carey.
Careful what you carry.
Clean ol' Fred up
Or we'll all end up in jail.
Clean this mess up
Else we'll all end up in jail.
Did you realize that you were Italian in their eyes?
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
Did you realize that you were a tad young in their eyes?
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
Did you realize that you were a tapyard in their eyes?
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne"
Did you realize, you were Italian in their eyes?
Did you realize, that you were a champion in their eyes?
Did you realize
You were a tadpole in their eyes?
Did you realize
That you were a champion in their eyes?
Every Ephraim had your number on the wall
Every A-Frame had your number on the wall
"Kid Charlemagne"
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura
or
Everyone stoped to stare at your technical abilities
or
Everyone stoped to stare at your technical abilities
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motorhome
Motorhome is perhaps an oblique reference to Ken Kesey's "Magic Bus?" This would make sense if you ascribe to the theory that the song is about Purple Owsley.
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura (listed on your site)
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home (from the liner notes)
There is no 'make corrections' link, so you are getting this here.
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura.
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home.
Find you were in Vegas.
Son, you were mistaken.
It ain't long, Kid Charlemagne
or
Get a monkey, chinaman
or
Get a long key, chinaman
or
Get a long key, chinaman
Get along, kid charlemagne
Get along, Big Chinamen
Get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, get along with your holiday
Get along with your holiday.
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
Get it along, kid Chinaman
Get it along, Kid Charlemagne
Get it on, Kid Charlemagne.
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
In the hills they stuffed the lake with kerosene
On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene
It's time you were in Vegas.
Son, you were mistaken.
Kenny Long, Kenny Long come shine on me
Get along, get along Kid Charlemagne
Kenny Long, Kenny Long, Kid Charlemagne
Kenny Long, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
Son, you were mistaken.
You are obsolete
Look at all the wise men on the street.
or
Sign you up in 'Vegas
You are obsolte
Look at all the white men on the street.
or
Sign you up in 'Vegas
You are obsolte
Look at all the white men on the street.
Son, you were mistaken.
You are obsolete
Look at all the white men on the street
Stunning whir in Vegas, you are not so sweet, look at all the wise men on the street
Son, you were mistaken. You are obsolete, look at all the white men on the street
"King Of The World" (MP3)
Hello mon amour
Hello one and all
"King Of The World" (MP3)
I can't be no hardware man.
I can't be no highwayman.
"King Of The World" (MP3)
Smoking Old Gold cigarettes
Smoking cobalt cigarettes
He let the Chargers save the day
He led the charge and saved the day
"Midnight Cruiser"
Bologna is my old friend.
Felonius, my old friend
"Midnight Cruiser"
Palonius, my old friend
Felonius, my old friend
"Midnight Cruiser"
Thelonius, my old friend
Felonius, my old friend
"Monkey In Your Soul" (MP3)
I feel the monkey in your soul
I fear the monkey in your soul
California tumbles in through disease.
California tumbles into the sea.
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back and end it.
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back to Annandale.
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back to Ann and Dale.
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back to Annandale.
Holy Anna's growing outside her door.
Oleanders growing outside her door.
Oh, Leander's growing outside her door.
Oleanders growing outside her door.
That'll be the day I go back to Emmerdale...
That'll be the day I go back to Annandale...
Whoa, no Juanna LaHarra won't do
Whoa, no, Guadalajara won't do
Whoa, no, 'whatever Howie' won't do
Whoa, no, Guadalajara won't do
It's a baker's life.
It's a beggar's life.
"Only A Fool Would Say That" (MP3)
A world become one from midnight to sun.
A world become one of salads and sun.
"Only A Fool Would Say That" (MP3)
I'd have that candy gum;
There's no one to frown upon.
Unhand that gun, begone
There's no one to fire upon.
"Only A Fool Would Say That" (MP3)
Mahatma Ghandi's gone
There's no one to fire upon.
Unhand that gun, begone
There's no one to fire upon.
"Only a Fool Would Say That" (MP3)
A world become one of Salingers son.
A world become one of salads and sun.
It's a burdened fact that just can't quit you
It's a bird in flight that just can't quit you
"Peg"
Fame it will come back to you
Peg it will come back to you
Haig, it will come back to you.
Peg, it will come back to you.
Hands that shine abroad
You'll see it all
Being it's your very first movie.
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D
It’s your favorite foreign movie.
Hey! It will come back to you.
Peg, it will come back to you.
This misunderstood lyric was once mentioned in the comic strip, 'Curtis.'
Hey! It will come back to you
Peg it will come back to you
I like your picture
I keep it with your lettuce
I like your pin shot
I keep it with your letter
I like your pink stuff.
I like your pin shot.
I see yo pig shot
Yo name and lights above it
I've seen your picture
Your name and lights above it.
I seen your pinchot
Your name in lotsa bubbis
This is your big day dew
It's like a dream come true
I've seen your picture
Your name in lights above it
This is your big debut
It's like a dream come true
I've got your picture
Your name in lights and butter
This is your victory do
It's like a drink or two
And when you sign for the camera
I know they're gonna love you
I've seen your picture
Your name in lights above it
This is your big debut
It's like a dream come true
And when you smile for the camera
I know they're gonna love it
It's your favorite porno movie.
It's your favorite foreign movie.
Men are sure to fall
You see it all free.
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3D.
Pain, it will come back to you!
Peg, it will come back to you.
Then the son of Paul
He sees a doll with V.D.
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D.
Then you're sure to pause.
When the shutter falls
Then you're the one, you see it all in your favorite foreign movie.
Then the shutter falls You see it all in 3-D
It’s your favorite foreign movie.
Then, as sure as "Star Wars,"
You've seen it all week.
It's your favorite foreign movie.
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie.
Then, the shadow falls.
Then, the shutter falls.
This is your big day due.
This is your big debut.
This is your big day too.
It's like a dream come true.
This is your big debut.
It's like a dream come true.
When the shutter falls
You see it all on TV.
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3D.
You see it all week
It's your very foreign movie.
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie.
You see it all, Bebe
It's your favorite form of moving
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie
You sure love 'Star Wars'
You've seen it all week
It's your favorite foreign movie.
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie.
You'll see it all, wee doll
It's your very furry movie.
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Pixeleen"
Sweet metaphyiscal
Screened at a festival
Shine just like a record
Sound just like a record
"Reelin in the Years" (MP3)
Are you ringing in your ears,
Is it goin' away with time?
Are you blabberin' out your fears,
Have you had it on your mind?
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine
seems like some of us just cannot understand lyrics when we hear them
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
And all the time I've known you, I still don't know what you mean.
In all the time I've known you, I still don't know what you mean.
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are ya rollin' in the leaves?
Are you reeling in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you "Katherine of the Tears?"
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you gatherin' up the cheese?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you gathering up the cheese?
Have you had your apple pie?
Are you gathering up your tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you gathering up the cheese
Are you gathering up the tears
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you livin' in the East?
Throwin' away your time?
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you really in arrears?
Throwin' away a dime?
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you really in the East?
Stoning away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the teas?
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you really in the yeast
or
Are you reeling in the east
or
Are you reeling in the yeast
or
Are you reeling in the eves
or
Are you really in the East
or
Are you really in the eves
or
Are you really in the eves
Are you reelin' in the years
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you really in the yeast?
Stowin' away the tide
Are you gatherin' up the cheats?
Have you had enough of mime?
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you really into yeast?
Are you reeling in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin in the East?
Stone away the time?
Where you gather up the years?
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time? Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin in the East?
Stowin away the tide?
Are you gathering up the tease?
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years,
stowin' away the time? Are you gatherin' up the tears,
have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin' from the heat?
Are you reelin' in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin' in the East
Stolen away from time?
Have you had enough to please
Have you had an open mind?
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin' in the East
Stowin' a waste of time?
Are you gatherin' up the Gees?
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin' in the East
Are you reelin in the years
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin' in the eaves
Stowin' away the tide?
Are you gatherin' up the tea leaves?
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin' in the eaves?
Are you reelin' in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin' in the years, throwin' away the tide
Are you gatherin' up the keys, have you had enough of wine?
Are you reelin' in the years, stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears, have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin' in the yeast
Are you stowin' away the wine
Are you reelin' in the years
Are you stowin' away the time
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin' in the yeast, stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' a disease, have you had enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years, stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears, have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin' in the yeast
Stowin' away the thyme?
Are you gatherin' up the teas
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reelin' in the yeast?
Are you shovelin' away the dough?
Are you reelin' in the years?
Are you stowin' away the time?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reeling in the ease
Stowing away the time?
Are you gathering up the cheese?
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reeling in the ease?
Smokin' away the time?
Are you got right 'nuff to tease?
And you have enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reeling in the east
Are you reeling in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reeling in the years
Storing away the thyme?
Are you gathering up your teeth?
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you reeling in the years
Stowing away the time?
Are you gathering up your tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reeling in the years?
Trolling away the time?
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowing away the time?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gathering your fears?
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reeling in the yeast
Stowing away the thyme?
Are you gathering up the cheese?
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowing away the time
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reeling in the yeast?
Stowing away the thyme.
Are you gathering up the cheese?
Have you had enough of the wine?
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowing away the time
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reeling in the yeast?
Are you reeling in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Are you reeling with the ease?
Smoke away the time
Are you got right 'nuff to tease?
Have you had with 'nuff to mine?
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowing away the time
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Do you want a piece of cheese?
You can have some of mine.
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Have you got enough to tease?
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Reaping in the heaves?
Throwing away your mind
Reelin' in the Years
Stowing away the time
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Reelin' in the cheese
Reelin' in the years
"Reelin' In the Years" (MP3)
Are you reeling in the ears
Stowing away the mime?
Are you gathering up the ears?
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you reeling in the years
Stowing away the time?
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Breaking all rules like thunder.
Rikki don't lose that number.
"Rikki Don't Lose that Number" (MP3)
But you don't even know you're mine.
But you don't even know your mind.
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Breaky, don't lose that number.
Rikki, don't lose that number.
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
We can all lose that number.
Rikki, don't lose that number.
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
We can go out driving on slow ham roll.
We can go out driving on Slow Hand Row.
The spore is on the winter night
The spore is on the wind tonight
This spore is on the winter night
The spore is on the wind tonight
Gold in lost wages
Goin' to lost wages
Lost Regis, Lost Regis
Lost wages, lost wages
Outrageous, outrageous
Lost wages, lost wages
And in all my travels as the fat sun ravel
And in all my travels as the facts unravel
Go to Las Vegas.
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
Goldilocks wages
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
He's owes me lost wages, lost wages.
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
Oh, persuade us! Persuade us!
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
They got the Chevrolet bodies
They got the shapely bodies
You blow the night's wages, night's wages
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
Are you sure about the whole "lost wages" thing? I'm not sure I'm convinced.
You know they're outrageous.
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
Do you have a dark spot on your pants?
Do you have a dark spot on your past?
Lonnie swept the playroom and he swallowed a forty five.
Lonnie swept the playroom and he swallowed up all he found.
Lonnie swept the playroom and he swallowed the bonifide.
Lonnie swept the playroom and he swallowed up all he found.
Lonnie swept the playroom
And he swallowed a ball he found.
Lonnie swept the playroom
And he swallowed up all he found.
Never gonna do it with active enzymes.
Never gonna do it without your fez on.
Never gonna do it without your pheasant.
Never gonna do it without your fez on.
From their boats abound
From their boats of iron
That die companions
Their dark companions
"Things I Miss The Most" (MP3)
Reality TV
The Audi TT
And where did he get so 'Mondo'.
E l'era del terzo mondo.
In Providence, the 'Mondo' style was big among Portuguese guys from Fox Point -- lots of sharp toed lizard shoes and stilletto sideburns.
"Through With Buzz" (MP3)
And the fool wind blows.
And I'm through with Buzz.
"Through With Buzz" (MP3)
He's my favorite funny.
He's not very funny.
"Throw Back The Little Ones" (MP3)
Drunk like a matador
I pray for the weekend.
Done like a matador
I pray for the weekend.
"Throw Back The Little Ones" (MP3)
So I pawn my crown
For out of town
So I pawn my crown
For a ride uptown
Don't the room look pretty
Don't the moon look pretty
It's direct philosophy.
It's direct from Lhasa.
Keep your eyes on the prize.
Keep your eyes on the skies.
"What A Shame About Me" (MP3)
Bobby Dakine won the buns and fries.
Bobby Dakine won the Bunsen Prize.
"What A Shame About Me" (MP3)
Bobby Dakine, the one that bumps and grinds.
Bobby Dakine won the Bunsen prize.
"What A Shame About Me" (MP3)
I was crying to my baby.
I was grinding through my day gig.
"What A Shame About Me" (MP3)
I'm still working at McDonald's
Now I'm just about to quit.
I'm still working on that novel
Now I'm just about to quit.
You were the man that I saw running from the store
You were the man that I saw running from his door
"Your Gold Teeth II" (MP3)
Who cover your action
And blow you one more?
Watching as you cross the chilly floor
Watching as you cross the killing floor
Watching as you cross the kitchen floor.
Watching as you cross the killing floor.
You're fast enough you beat it down.
You fasten up your beaded gown.
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