-> "Hill'ry Dont Lose That Patsy"
Original Song Title:
"Ricky Dont Lose That Number"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hill'ry Dont Lose That Patsy"
The Lyrics
We know youre deceiving, that's OK
Dint know your little stonewall had just begun
I guess you must have shamed yourself
You guard The One
But if you need a game restart ..
Hillie dont lose that Patsy
You dont need to blame nobody else
Send him off to a prison for a spell
Hillie dont lose that Patsy
He's the only one you want
You might drag him right off in fetters
When he gets home
I have a friend in town, he lost a son
You might go jive him about videos
You might send Rice to play games
I dont know
But if you want a game restart
Hillie dont lose that patsy
You dont want to try nobody else
Send him off in fetters for a spell
Hillie dont lose that scapegoat
He's the only one you want
Might abuse him and you'll feel better
When he gets home
You say "What difference does it make"
But you dont even know the stakes
And you could have a game restart ..
Hillie dont lose that patsy
You dont want to use nobody else
Send him off in fetters for a spell
Hillie dont lose that patsy
He's the only one you'll need
You'll frog march him and you'll feel better
When he gets home
Hill'ry dont lose that patsy
(In order to completely purge this "Steely Dan Protests Benghazi" earworm out of my brain*, I must finish with this take on "Josie" which concerns the theatrical midnight raid on this Nakoula Basseley Nakoula's home by the FBI)
Were gonna break out our fascist booters
When Basseley comes home
Were gonna jack up that punk Nakoula
When Basseley comes home tonight
Were gonna park up the street
Throw on the cuffs and take him
Slap on the cuffs till the Hil says when
Trump up a charge and fake it
When Basseley comes home
When Basseley comes home .. so good
He's the talk of the neighborhood
He's the soft mark, the fall guy
He's played like a fiddle
For the Dems big lie
Hill, can you use a scapegoat
She'll never say no .. (NO!)
Hide him with beat up trench coat
Well roust him from his house tonight
We're gonna light up the street
Strike at the stroke of midnight
Make him frog march till the Hil says when
Toss him in jail by daylight
When Bassely comes home
When Basseley comes home, too bad
Lost all rights that he ever had
He's the big chump, the fall guy
They preyed on this Coptic
To make their story fly
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