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Song Parodies -> "Three Times Related (the Kentucky Wedding Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Three Times A Lady"

Original Performer:

Lionel Ritchie

Parody Song Title:

"Three Times Related (the Kentucky Wedding Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

thanks for the times that you've given me,
your mammaries are all in my mind
but now that we've come to the end of the courtship,
there's something I must say out loud..

we're once, twice three times related,
and I warn you
that we're once twice three times related
and I warned you.. I warned you

when we get together, the children we cherish..
with three feet, big ears, and gone parts...
to touch them, to hold them, to feel them, to need them
our dna should stay apart....

we're once, twice three times related,
and I warn you
that we're once twice three times related
and I warned you.. I warned you


when your aunt carbunkle gave birth to my uncle
we knew that we then had to be
your neice is sister, my brother, your lover
if we divorced, we'd still be................

we're once, twice three times related,
and I warn you
that we're once twice three times related
and I warned you.. I warned you


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Know 1 can hear you dream - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
How could anyone not love a parody line like "when your aunt carbunkle gave birth to my uncle". BTW, when will we see you in the monthly comps, Malcolm?
Lionel Richie - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved this parody of my song, but the original is from the seventies.
malcolm higgins - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I dunno, KNow, and piss off, Lionel. you never made the eighties. I was trying to stretch your career for you
Lionel Richie - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, I began my solo career in the eighties. When I recorded "Three Times A Lady" it was when I was with the Commodores. I still liked this parody; it was very good.
MrMacphisto - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... good job, Malcolm
Kristof Robertson - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Shee-yucks Malcolm!! This ol' parrady is finer than mah sistah Betty-Jo-Shania-Brad!! 555
Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
How long will it be before Malcolm, with his tendency to write posterior parodies, takes off on "Blue Moon of Kentucky"?

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