Song Parodies -> Three Times Related (the Kentucky Wedding Song)
| Original Song Title: | "Three Times A Lady" |
| Original Performer: | Lionel Ritchie |
| Parody Song Title: | "Three Times Related (the Kentucky Wedding Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
thanks for the times that you've given me,
your mammaries are all in my mind
but now that we've come to the end of the courtship,
there's something I must say out loud..
we're once, twice three times related,
and I warn you
that we're once twice three times related
and I warned you.. I warned you
when we get together, the children we cherish..
with three feet, big ears, and gone parts...
to touch them, to hold them, to feel them, to need them
our dna should stay apart....
we're once, twice three times related,
and I warn you
that we're once twice three times related
and I warned you.. I warned you
when your aunt carbunkle gave birth to my uncle
we knew that we then had to be
your neice is sister, my brother, your lover
if we divorced, we'd still be................
we're once, twice three times related,
and I warn you
that we're once twice three times related
and I warned you.. I warned you
your mammaries are all in my mind
but now that we've come to the end of the courtship,
there's something I must say out loud..
we're once, twice three times related,
and I warn you
that we're once twice three times related
and I warned you.. I warned you
when we get together, the children we cherish..
with three feet, big ears, and gone parts...
to touch them, to hold them, to feel them, to need them
our dna should stay apart....
we're once, twice three times related,
and I warn you
that we're once twice three times related
and I warned you.. I warned you
when your aunt carbunkle gave birth to my uncle
we knew that we then had to be
your neice is sister, my brother, your lover
if we divorced, we'd still be................
we're once, twice three times related,
and I warn you
that we're once twice three times related
and I warned you.. I warned you
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How could anyone not love a parody line like "when your aunt carbunkle gave birth to my uncle". BTW, when will we see you in the monthly comps, Malcolm?
I loved this parody of my song, but the original is from the seventies.
I dunno, KNow, and piss off, Lionel. you never made the eighties. I was trying to stretch your career for you
Actually, I began my solo career in the eighties. When I recorded "Three Times A Lady" it was when I was with the Commodores. I still liked this parody; it was very good.
LOL... good job, Malcolm
Shee-yucks Malcolm!! This ol' parrady is finer than mah sistah Betty-Jo-Shania-Brad!! 555
How long will it be before Malcolm, with his tendency to write posterior parodies, takes off on "Blue Moon of Kentucky"?
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