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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Jackson 5

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

on the farm, I learned girl,
things I never knew before
tainted meat is sure hard to beat
can't export it no more
cows cows cows
it's gonna teach you teach you teach you
all about cows girl, all about cows
sit yourself down, and try the meat
if you eat meat, you'll have B.S.E

mad cow to you and me,
get it when you eat meat,
B.S.E. can't you see
killing you and me, girl

come on and try it just a little bit
if I grill it all the germs come out
come on come on come on
let me tell you what it's all about
breeding, eating, slaughtering
are the branches of the farm you see
so wear your boots everyday girl
when mastication's complete
then I'm gonna show you
how to step okay,
avoid the "p"
follow with me baby that's all you got to do

mad cow to you and me,
get it when you eat meat,
B.S.E. can't you see
killing you and me, girl

sit down girl , the meat I'll feed ya
now get up girl, see the effects on you
bake it bake it baby come on now
bake it bake it baby come on now
B.S.E baby
B.S.E baby
infecting me baby
that's how quick you get B.S.E
B.S.E baby
killing me, baby
B.S.E is easy, like counting to 1,2,3,
pretty deadly malady
there's no cure for it, you see
eat, and you will see cows
sing out sing out sing it out baby

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bubblegum_superstar - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
...and that's why i'm vegetarian
Hoeveel - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I dunno, all industries seem equally capable of mismanagement. It's just the food industry and especially this part of the food industry which has to be careful about health matters.
Bart S. - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't eat a cow, man.

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