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Song Parodies -> "Scotch On The Rocks"

Original Song Title:

"Love On The Rocks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Scotch On The Rocks"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

scotch on the rocks, aint no surprise
too many drinks, and I'll anaesthatize
no mix is used and I just down the booze.. every night

tried out the beer
and tried out the wine
hung me right over,
my whisky is fine
my money's gone,
hey can I run a tab?

first drink I want to,
then I really need two
suddenly I'm fallin down there
my pants feel wet and warm
make it doubles, yes do,
three or four that should do
till I leave I'll go away,
feelin little pain.....

a drink's what I need,
you can say what you want
give me some pretzels,
and put on a song
buy these new guys a drink,
give em scotch, make it cold, on the rocks

first drink I want to,
then I really need two
suddenly I'm fallin down there
my pants feel wet and warm
make it doubles, yes do,
three or four that should do
till I leave I'll go away,
feelin little pain.....

scotch on the rocks,
that's a good start,
used to drink rum,
but it just makes me fart
now that it's gone,
I'll just drink scotch till I smile





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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Royce Miller - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Malcolm, I saw this parody today and don't know when it was written, but thought it deserved some 5's.

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