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Song Parodies -> "Look Up Your Bum"
Original Song Title:
"Soak Up The Sun"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sheryl Crow
Parody Song Title:
"Look Up Your Bum"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
my dad's new specialist,
warned me to back up safely
cause my dad has gas
and he doesn't want to spray me..
he checks him digital,
he makes him bend and squat
he grabs his prostate gland
he screamed like he'd been shot
"I wanna look up your bum
gonna go where the sun don't shine at all
your last test was the same
colon problem's a shame to leave too late..
so I'll look up your bum
it's such a crummy job.
when you get near enough
to see the crap this makes
I need some anti barf drugs
alright now, just turn around,
I'm looking up, what's coming down
see if something's wrong with you
that makes you fart the way you do
maybe it's just icky poo
"I wanna look up your bum
gonna go where the sun don't shine at all
your last test was the same
colon problem's a shame to leave too late..
so I'll look up your bum
I gotta look up your bum...
I got my rubber gloves on
so I can move on....
warned me to back up safely
cause my dad has gas
and he doesn't want to spray me..
he checks him digital,
he makes him bend and squat
he grabs his prostate gland
he screamed like he'd been shot
"I wanna look up your bum
gonna go where the sun don't shine at all
your last test was the same
colon problem's a shame to leave too late..
so I'll look up your bum
it's such a crummy job.
when you get near enough
to see the crap this makes
I need some anti barf drugs
alright now, just turn around,
I'm looking up, what's coming down
see if something's wrong with you
that makes you fart the way you do
maybe it's just icky poo
"I wanna look up your bum
gonna go where the sun don't shine at all
your last test was the same
colon problem's a shame to leave too late..
so I'll look up your bum
I gotta look up your bum...
I got my rubber gloves on
so I can move on....
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Malcolm, dude, you are so f**king weird :-D
Esteemed Professor Higgins: Your lack of propriety knows no bounds. This one is right up there (or down there) with "My Colonoscopy". Applause and congrats, and my prostate thanks you. d;:^)
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