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Song Parodies -> "You're Way Too Fat"

Original Song Title:

"You Can't Do That"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You're Way Too Fat"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I got something to say that might cause you pain,
but your waist is pushin sixty inches again,
You got to get that down
make your tummy flat,
because I told you before,
oh you're way too fat

it's the second time you've gotten fat, not thin,
if I tell you again, it's gonna be a sin
You got to get that down
make your tummy flat,
because I told you before,
oh you're way too fat

call jenny craig
ask her not just where but how
get on your knees and beg
and if they saw you this way, they'd call you a cow
so please listen to me, it is no longer fun
to bed down a girl who's a quarter ton,

You got to get that down
make your tummy flat,
because I told you before,
oh you're way too fat

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 10

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Jaime - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't like it so much
Michael Pacholek - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
If she's so fat, how's she gonna "get down on her knees and beg," huh? Other than that, very good.

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