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Song Parodies -> "Teenage Bums"

Original Song Title:

"Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Teenage Bums"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

and all references are to uh.. 18 and 19 year olds. I'm not a pedophile
she's the kind of person you need at dismal dull affairs
walking in there proud,not hid behind a shroud showing off her cheeky pair
it seems to me you've grown so much in these last years
and deep inside, you're hot and wild you give me manly fears

so baby stop, and turn around,
teenage bums teenage bums teenage bums teenage bums
here comes your nightly denim takedown

when you were a child you were sheltered nice,
but you've grown up overnight
you were always spoiled by the bigger boys, but you kept it sealed up tight
your mother who gestated you, is suggesting you wear slacks
and your step dad is molesting you, and peeking through the cracks

so baby stop, and turn around,
teenage bums teenage bums teenage bums teenage bums
here comes your nightly denim takedown


oh I don't care about your perfect hair
well, all that I do you say leave , jerk!
it only seems to make my love worse.. oh please...

when I saw your *ss in phys-ed class, I had to stop and stare
and wonder of the loving touch that lurks deep inside there
on our first date I tried too hard to really make you mine
but after dark I realized just rub your cheeks, that's fine

so baby stop, and turn around,
teenage bums teenage bums teenage bums teenage bums
here comes your nightly denim takedown

here comes your nightly denim takedown

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