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Song Parodies -> "(Are Your) Nuts All Right?"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Of Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"(Are Your) Nuts All Right?"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

pecan johnny sellin oldies goldies,
be boppa looa baby what I say
pecan johnny sayin I got some warm ones,
take a couple off me if you pay,
it's satistaction,
tasty promotion,
yeah the boy can say
dedicated, with devotion,
he's roasting up his nuts through night and day
he do the straight sell into a bag,
he sell a couple every night
as we do the talk?
are your nuts all right?
are your nuts all right?

pecan johnny will tell you the story
taste his nuts, and you can choose
here come Johnny says hits nuts have glory,
just eat the largest two
it's satistaction,
tasty promotion,
yeah the boy can say
dedicated, with devotion,
he's roasting up his nuts through night and day
he do the straight sell into a bag,
he sell a couple every night
as we do the talk?
are your nuts all right?
are your nuts all right?

pecan johnny sellin oldies goldies,
be boppa looa baby what I say
pecan johnny sayin I got some warm ones,
take a coupleoff me if you pay,
it's satistaction,
tasty promotion,
yeah the boy can say
dedicated, with devotion,
he's roasting up his nuts through night and day
he do the straight sell into a bag,
he sell a couple every night
as we do the talk?
are your nuts all right?
are your nuts all right?

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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That Bastard - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
555, Very funny great pacing
Michael Pacholek - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
It took some onions to get this one past the censor. Five of them, in fact.
Rex - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well done.
Peregrin - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one! I must have been nuts to think the title meant something else ha ha
MrMacphisto - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
You did the straight sell right into my sack. 5-5-5
malcolm higgins - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
looks like I bagged some appreciation here.. thanks guys just hope it doesn't "peter out"
Red Ant - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh nuts, I missed this the first time around. ;-)

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