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Song Parodies -> "Lyin' Through The Charms Of Merry"

Original Song Title:

"Lyin In The The Arms Of Mary"

Original Performer:

Chilliwack

Parody Song Title:

"Lyin' Through The Charms Of Merry"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

just kidding about the "alky" thing Mer and Pips. havent written about you hobbits in a while....howzit goin?
there's one who's in the valley,
one who lives above a bowling alley,
oh I wish they weren't lyin through the charms of Merry
they took my songs of manhood,
now I don't think it looks good,
oh I wish they weren't lyin through the charms of Merry

Merry was a girl that's easy, what I had to know
was pips all right or just a big mistake?
bummer, all that's gone, and baby all I have to show
is a hundred sexy tunes that are fake.....

now when I get lonely, I turn to my new one and only
ask her, why she thinks they were lyin through the charms of Merry?

Merry was a girl that's easy, what I had to know
was pips all right or just a big mistake?
bummer, all that's gone, and baby all I have to show
is a hundred sexy tunes that are fake.....

guitar solo...

Merry was a girl that's easy, what I had to know
was pips all right or just a big mistake?
bummer, all that's gone, and baby all I have to show
is a hundred sexy tunes that are fake.....

they played their game with malky,
now a disappointed alky
drinks when he's thinkin they were lyin through the charms or Merry
drinks when he's thinkin they were lyin through the charms or Merry
drinks when he's thinkin they were lyin through the charms or Merry

ahh ahh ahhh ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(burp)

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Michael Pacholek - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll make a deal with you, Malcolm: I'll give up on ever getting Catherine Zeta-Jones if you'll just accept that you'll never have Merry.
malcolm higgins - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Sadly, Mike, I think you're right.. she loves that pipster.. you still dream of Cathering though, it'll happen sooner than me having the merrybabe...

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