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Song Parodies -> "(You're The Pussy That's On) Top Of The World"

Original Song Title:

"Top Of The World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"(You're The Pussy That's On) Top Of The World"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

watch you running, hissing as you flee
with that chinese guy screaming "bak too meeh
got no time for a talk
he wants you in a wok
and a dozen little chicken balls are free

runnin through the mountains of tibet
got to climb as high, as far as you can get
up the mountain is best,
yes, try mount everest
and the little chinese guy will stop, I bet

you're on top of the world, looking down on the asians,
and the only explanation you will need
is that cats are taste like pooh, and they should not be in stew
you're the pussy that's on top of the world

someone told me once in egg foo yung
there is eggies, rice, whatever cat would come
now the food that I trust
after this last disgust
is a veggie burger and a coke with rum

now you're standing there in altitude
can I ask or puss, would you say I'm rude?
is there a name for your "thing"
something nice with a ring,
cause that pussy word just makes me feel so prude


you're on top of the world, looking down on the asians,
and the only explanation you will need
is that cats are taste like pooh, and they should not be in stew
you're the pussy that's on top of the world

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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John Barry - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice pun.
Johnny D - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Youow.
S. - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Huh? The whole parody was kind of like.....WTF, mates? :-)
dobbs - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
JMJ Nice job on the pacing, but I had to shake myself a few times. I wouldn't use the same terminology, but I did have the same sentiments as Mr. S. above.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the pacing, the wordplay AND the backstory you told to justify it all. 5's all round!
Claude Prez - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
When I saw the title I was SURE one of your Whatfreaks submissions snuck in. Some clever stuff.
Dee Range - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Good stuff malcolm, 555
Stuart McArthur - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
don't know how the idea came into your head, but some nice lines there - 9 lines in fact - 555
Brian - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
U ARE A PERVERT!

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