just point your butt.. away from me,
send that gas away so far from me,
I'll try not to gas you,
but breaking wind is hard on you

remember when you held it in,
you had a brown tinge on your skin,
spread your cheeks, and let it through
breaking wind is hard on you

I say that breaking wind is hard on you
just take a whiff, and you'll know that's true
don't say this came from my end
I'll need to see a gastro surgeon who will help my colon mend

I beg of you, don't let one fly,
hold it in, or baby i think I'll die
come on baby, it's fun to do,
but breaking wind is hard on you