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Song Parodies -> "Breaking Wind Is Hard On You"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"

Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Breaking Wind Is Hard On You"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

just point your butt.. away from me,
send that gas away so far from me,
I'll try not to gas you,
but breaking wind is hard on you

remember when you held it in,
you had a brown tinge on your skin,
spread your cheeks, and let it through
breaking wind is hard on you

I say that breaking wind is hard on you
just take a whiff, and you'll know that's true
don't say this came from my end
I'll need to see a gastro surgeon who will help my colon mend

I beg of you, don't let one fly,
hold it in, or baby i think I'll die
come on baby, it's fun to do,
but breaking wind is hard on you

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Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 15

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Jonathan C. - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, depends if Malcolm is going by the 60s speedy version of the 70s slow version.
hEaThEr - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
it's really hilarious :) keep mak'n funny parodies :)

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