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Song Parodies -> "He's Got The Poll Girls In His Hands"

Original Song Title:

"He's Got The Whole World In His Hands"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"He's Got The Poll Girls In His Hands"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the arnie "touchy feely" way to do things
he's got the whole world in his hands
he's got the whole world in his hands
he's got the whole world in his hands
he's got the whole world in his hands

he grabbed someone's mother with his hands
he grabbed someone's mother with his hands
he grabbed someone's mother with his hands
he grabbed someone's mother with his hands

he grabbed them by the titties with his hands
he grabbed them by the titties with his hands
he grabbed them by the titties with his hands
he grabbed them by the titties with his hands


he says he's sorry, man for his hands
he says he's sorry, man for his hands
he says he's sorry, man for his hands
he says he's sorry, man for his hands

we got the gov'nor man with roaming hands
we got the gov'nor man with roaming hands
we got the gov'nor man with roaming hands
we got the gov'nor man with roaming hands




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Michael Pacholek - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
And this is a guy who supports the Pervinator!
ruth46 - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Wait. I don't get it. Your parody is titled "He's Got The Poll Girls In His Hands", but the first four lines say "He's got the whole world..."? Aren't those the first four lines of the original? You must have boo-booed here. Other than that, the rest of it is just fine.
MALCOLM HIGGINS - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
yikes! I did.. the first four lines were supposed to be "he's got the poll girls in his hands" I was drunk at the time... oopsie
someone who doesnt wanna give their name - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
So, are you gonna tell Chuckie to correct it?

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