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Song Parodies -> "Dear Boobies (the Implant Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Prudence"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Boobies (the Implant Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

dear boobies, for a d cup you'll pay
dear boobies just to hang out today
the cost is up, the bags are in,
your nipples rest below your chin,
dear boobies that's the price you have to pay

dear boobies, blow them up for guys
dear boobies, let those puppies fly
your blouse is low, so watch them swing,
they 're bumping in to everything,
dear boobies will they poke right out my eyes??
look around,, round
look, they're round, round
swing around

dear boobies.. let me see your piles
dear boobies sticking out a mile
you tie them with a metal chain
when they come loose,
they cause you pain, dear boobies..
they give us all smiles..

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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Dumb Ass Kid - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Eek! It must be international breast appreciation day or something!!! I also have a parody today about boobs. Spooky! Good parody, btw!
Larry Hensley - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
This was good
Mike Juergens - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Went 423. Didn't feel the mood of the song was right for the parody content....

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