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Song Parodies -> "A Bone Again, Naturally"

Original Song Title:

"Alone Again, Naturally"

Original Performer:

Gilbert And Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"A Bone Again, Naturally"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

in a little while from now,
when vigra's all worn out
I promise myself I'll teach myself
to make things all work out
to take my vitamins
and to quit virginia slims
in an effort to make it last forever
for what it's worth, it matters
left lying limp and gray
in the church I hope and pray
my god, that's tough to get it up,
no point in complainingI
I might as well stay home
and do it on my own
a bone again, naturally

to think that yesterday,
I never felt this way
looking forward to, and wouldnt you?
hardness in a natural way
and as if to keep me down
viagra came to town
and without or not, just the slightest thought
throws me into little pieces
leaving me no doubt
oh god, please have mercy
it it all in the wrist?
why did this desert me?
in my hour it's good,
cause I'llhave wood
a bone again, naturally

it seems to me that there are more parts broken in the world
that can be mended,
yeah, now appended
what to do
what to do

looking back over the years
I drank so many beers
I remember I cried when libido died
talk about a little fear
at forty five years old,
I'd never fill a hole
I didn't regret, but I did forget
what I had had been taken
needing now to start
with a part so badly broken
despite encouragement for me
no words are ever spoken when it goes away
I cried and cried all day,
Need bone again, naturally
need bone again naturally

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 13

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Lorenzo Steed - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
No No. Not Gilbert and Sullivan. Gilbert O'Sullivan. Please!
Thei - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
No no leave it . The G&S blooper is the funniest thing about this one. Thanks Lorenzo for drawing my attention to it.
Johnny D - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Malc's the very model of a modern master satirist
His penis-pumping parodies prove proudly he's a priapist
His lyrical ejaculate exemplifies the calculus
Most pruriently known as The Ejalculus of Malculus !
Dudley Stone - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a good idea, with some funny stuff. Unfortunately, the pacing is a bit off at various points.

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