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Original Song Title:

"Graceland"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Facebook"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

a common friend was Velta, I"m mining
for some friends from near and far
I am sure that I will give her
info about my ways through the apps
we click in for..

I'm reading facebook facebook
see who we will see
right there on facebook
old boys and virgins some families
and we are all on facebook
my uncles new companion is 30 years of age
she is the child of a bent marriage
but he has reason to believe
his love will be received on facebook

he came back to tell me she was gone
as if I didn't know that
as if I had a dumb head
as if he's ever noticed
the way she grabbed his cash from his paycheck
and she said cash is love
it's like a window to my heart
like Napoleon, oh sir Bonaparte
everybody seen that she'd go

I'm reading facebook facebook
see who we will see
right there on facebook
old boys and virgins some families
and we are all on facebook

and his new travelling companions
are chicks with empty pockets
they're all yelling for toasts with empties..
but he has reason to believe he will not be deceived on facebook

there's a friend in New York City,
calls him fat I think she's really mean
and sometimes when his pictures lying
in older shots you see his rolls
and say.. oh this is what she means..
she sees him bouncing there on facebook
and she said cash is love
it's like a window to my heart
like Napoleon, oh sir Bonaparte
everybody seen that she'd go

on facebook, on facebook
I'm surfing here on facebook
for reasons I cannot explain
there's some part of me that will never be
on facebook
and I may be obliged to amend
every page, worth defending
or maybe there's another network now..
maybe I've a reason to believe we all will be deceived
on facebook

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