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Song Parodies -> "Please Be Tidy"

Original Song Title:

"Carefree Highway"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gordon Lightfoot

Parody Song Title:

"Please Be Tidy"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Pickin' up the pieces of my pizza remains
I wonder how the girl is doin' tonite?
Her name was Ann and I'll be damned she really wrecked my place
She left me with tons of work to do

please be tidy or I'll flip today on you
please be tidy, pick up better, please,
on the morning after food.
got my head down, and I'll brood...
please be tidy or I'll flip today
flip today on you

turning in the napkins is what I hate the most
I wonder if that's sauce on there, that knife?
now the thing that like cleaning, is in the sink, to be dried
knowing it came clean now just the same

please be tidy or I'll flip today on you
please be tidy, pick up better, please,
on the morning after food.
got my head down, and I'll brood...
please be tidy or I'll flip today
flip today on you

Searchin' through the fragments of my glass covered sheets
I guess she rolled right over on this one
I always thought if ass was fat, it caused a softer bun
but she could crack a walnut with this one

please be tidy or I'll flip today on you
please be tidy, pick up better, please,
on the morning after food.
got my head down, and I'll brood...
please be tidy or I'll flip today
flip today on you
flip today on you
please be tidy, gotto clea up just the same,
please be tidy, just try several days
when the morning after comes, and my guts need super tums
please be tidy or I'll flip today
flip today on you

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