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Song Parodies -> "Wider Men (Yours Truly Of Course)"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman"

Original Performer:

Tv Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Wider Men (Yours Truly Of Course)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

to all the poor guys like me who eat like sparrows, but gain like ostriches
wider men, wider men,
spit the seam of their seats and then,
sitting down ,huge big size,
this was written as thunder thighs,
hey there there goes a wider man..

is he wide?listen bud,
their ass hits with a great big thud
onion rings, carrot bread,
he's got fat from his feet to head,
hey there,
there goes a wider man

in the chill of night,
he calls pziza delight,
with the speed of light,
it arrives just in time,

wider men, wider men,
they die young, but they're happy then
food and cakes, their reward,
when it comes, they engorge,
hey there,
life is a gread big hang up
buffet table gamg up
you'll find the wider men...

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Louis Sorichetti - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Always makes me smile.
MrMacphisto - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
A wide load of 5's coming your way...
Sweet Indigo - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe, love the title and the parody itself.

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