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Song Parodies -> "P.M.S."

Original Song Title:

"S.O.S."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"P.M.S."

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I took the liberty of doing the extended version ( one more verse)...this subject needed it
where are those happy days? I think I've lost my mind
the midol says it works but always takes it's time
whatever happened to my life?
it used to be so good,
if I was bleeding now, I think I'd feel so good

but can you save me, or will you evade me? p.m.s?
I'm not this lazy, mood swings make me crazy, p.m.s
when it's gone, I can use always wings, carry on
I'll come on and the symptoms of madness are gone

you seem so far away, I think I slapped my man
I threw an egg at him, and then a frying pan
with fear they try to wait it out,
they know it's understood,
for twenty days a month, I'm really fine, and good

but can you save me, or will you evade me? p.m.s?
I'm not this lazy, mood swings make me crazy, p.m.s
when it's gone, I can use always wings, carry on
I'll come on and the symptoms of madness are gone

I broke my favourite vase, I hope the kids don't mind,
mom is a basket case, not usually unkind
my doctor says to wait it out, relief is coming soon
just tie me to a bed, or get a rubber room..

but can you save me, or will you evade me? p.m.s?
I'm not this lazy, mood swings make me crazy, p.m.s
when it's gone, I can use always wings, carry on
I'll come on and the symptoms of madness are gone

when it's gone, I can use always wings, carry on
I'll come on and the symptoms of madness are gone

when it's gone, I can use always wings, carry on
I'll come on and the symptoms of madness are gone

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Billy Florio - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!
Serafina - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was pretty good.
Adagio - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
That was a good one, Malcolm.
who cares what my name is - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto on serafina's and adagio's comments.
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great pacing, funny topic--as a "textbbok" PMS patient *and* an ABBA fan, I have to admit this is one of the best I've seen here!

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