where are those happy days? I think I've lost my mind
the midol says it works but always takes it's time
whatever happened to my life?
it used to be so good,
if I was bleeding now, I think I'd feel so good

but can you save me, or will you evade me? p.m.s?
I'm not this lazy, mood swings make me crazy, p.m.s
when it's gone, I can use always wings, carry on
I'll come on and the symptoms of madness are gone

you seem so far away, I think I slapped my man
I threw an egg at him, and then a frying pan
with fear they try to wait it out,
they know it's understood,
for twenty days a month, I'm really fine, and good

but can you save me, or will you evade me? p.m.s?
I'm not this lazy, mood swings make me crazy, p.m.s
when it's gone, I can use always wings, carry on
I'll come on and the symptoms of madness are gone

I broke my favourite vase, I hope the kids don't mind,
mom is a basket case, not usually unkind
my doctor says to wait it out, relief is coming soon
just tie me to a bed, or get a rubber room..

but can you save me, or will you evade me? p.m.s?
I'm not this lazy, mood swings make me crazy, p.m.s
when it's gone, I can use always wings, carry on
I'll come on and the symptoms of madness are gone

when it's gone, I can use always wings, carry on
I'll come on and the symptoms of madness are gone

when it's gone, I can use always wings, carry on
I'll come on and the symptoms of madness are gone