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Song Parodies -> "Cujo"
Original Song Title:
"Cupid"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sam Cooke
Parody Song Title:
"Cujo"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
to Curtis Joseph who left my beloved Maple leafs for a better chance at the Stanley cup ...syonara traitor where's the broom? (b.t.w this is the single version)
cujo..
yeah
cujo
yeah this is alright
cujo cujo
cujo, where did you go?
to motown, tell me no
to get a better chance for you
cujo, please now, no pride
I hope your messed inside
and here's a little song for you
(it's breaking your little heart)
now I don't mean to bother you, but hey man wassup?
oh did you lose the first round in the stanley cup?
oh man that was sweet, it's my ass you can kiss
yeah, this you can kiss, yeah
cujo, where did you go?
to motown, tell me no
to get a better chance for you
(it's tearing your heart apart)
don't you hear me mocking you?
(it's tearing your heart apart)
and now your summer is longer
(it's tearing your heart apart)
your on your way home right now
cujo,
don't you hear me mocking you
cujo
is golf now what you're gonna do?
cujo..
left the leafs
cujo
he didnt listen to me
cujo, where did you go?
to motown, tell me no
to get a better chance for you
cujo, please now, no pride
I hope your messed inside
and here's a little song for you
now, cujo, the red wings were swept out in four
and now that belfour's here we need you no more
I know when round two's with us, I'll know how you feel
( Oh I'm just laughing still)
cujo, where did you go?
to motown, tell me no
to get a better chance for you
yeah
cujo
yeah this is alright
cujo cujo
cujo, where did you go?
to motown, tell me no
to get a better chance for you
cujo, please now, no pride
I hope your messed inside
and here's a little song for you
(it's breaking your little heart)
now I don't mean to bother you, but hey man wassup?
oh did you lose the first round in the stanley cup?
oh man that was sweet, it's my ass you can kiss
yeah, this you can kiss, yeah
cujo, where did you go?
to motown, tell me no
to get a better chance for you
(it's tearing your heart apart)
don't you hear me mocking you?
(it's tearing your heart apart)
and now your summer is longer
(it's tearing your heart apart)
your on your way home right now
cujo,
don't you hear me mocking you
cujo
is golf now what you're gonna do?
cujo..
left the leafs
cujo
he didnt listen to me
cujo, where did you go?
to motown, tell me no
to get a better chance for you
cujo, please now, no pride
I hope your messed inside
and here's a little song for you
now, cujo, the red wings were swept out in four
and now that belfour's here we need you no more
I know when round two's with us, I'll know how you feel
( Oh I'm just laughing still)
cujo, where did you go?
to motown, tell me no
to get a better chance for you
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Toronto fans used to treat Curtis Joseph the way New England fans still treat Pedro Martinez: As a messiah who will lead them to the promised land, when he's never even gotten to the finals of his sport. I hope this sweep ends forever the legend of Cujo. I knew Canada would never win the Olympics with Cujoke in goal. But with Martin Brodeur of Les Diables de Nouveau Jersey, le médaille d'or! And now he will lead the Devils to another Cup. Who's gonna stop them? The Toronto Comic Re-Leafs? The Grounded Flyers? The Lightning in a Bottle? An exhausted team from the West? As we say in N'Jersey, "Fugeddabouddit!"
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