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Song Parodies -> "Those Little Peenies (Michael's Lullabye)"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Little Jeannie"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Those Little Peenies (Michael's Lullabye)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

those little peenies, they got so much life.. little peenies..
and it's one of my dislikes when you hide it from the likes of me
those little peenies, they got so much life.. little peenies..
so I feel your little man, you make me all a man can be

and I want you to be my "sack-robat" I want you to just roll over
oh, there are others who would treat you cruel
and oh little peenies, they are always perfect tools

those little peenies, they got so much life.. little peenies..
though I grab you by the ears, there still exists some fears in youths
those little peenies, they got so much life.. little peenies..
you're making me gush so fast, feeling your little gassing booth

and I want you to be my "sack-robat" I want you to just roll over
oh, there are others who would treat you cruel
and oh little peenies, they are always perfect tools

and I want you to be my "sack-robat" I want you to just roll over
oh, there are others who would treat you cruel
and oh little peenies, they are always perfect tools

stepped into my life, just a pre-teen
making the life that I had, suddenly criminal too,
oh peenies, I'm so in love with you
steped into my life like a wet dream

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Diddims - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This a is a bit disturbing... but then, so is Michael.
Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I was about to torch this one... and then, once again, I realized it was a parody about Jackson. I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named... Come to think of it, I wonder if Jacko called any of those little boys "Sue."

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