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Song Parodies -> "Careleth Lithper"

Original Song Title:

"Careless Whisper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Michael

Parody Song Title:

"Careleth Lithper"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I feel tho unthure
ath I take your hand, and wonder if there'll be more
you have tender thighs, and I fantathithe..
what lieth down there in between,
before it'th goodbythe

I'm never gonna thing again,
lyricth theem too tough for me to thing out,
though ith eathy to pretend, I know I thound a fool,


thurgery can mend
careleth lithperth but it dependth
tranthplant hearth and mindth,
lipth are tough to rhyme..
there'th no comfort ith the truth
pain ith the cotht ith true




I'm never gonna thing again,
lyricth theem too tough for me to thing out,
though ith eathy to pretend, I know I thound a fool,
thould have known better than to lead a friend,
tho I'm never gonna thing again,
unleth it'th privately to you...

tonight I'm thinging wayyy too loud,
can you underthand the thound?
maybe ith better thomeday
we can't accthept a thpeech that'th thounding thith way

they thould have knit my mouth together
clothe thith thtupid lithp forever
bu no one'th ever gonna talk with me
pleathe th-tay

I'm never gonna thing again,
lyricth theem too tough for me to thing out,
though ith eathy to pretend, I know I thound a fool,
thould have known better than to lead a friend,
tho I'm never gonna thing again,
unleth it'th privately to you...

(now then you're gone ) no, you're gone
(now that you're gone ) wath what I did tho wrong?
that you had to leave me alone???

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Spaff.com - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Apparently, great minds think alike. I've had "Careleth Lithper" on my web site for some time: http://www.spaff.com/poesy/careleth_lithper.html I'll post my version to amiright too.
Wolverine - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
OMG, Mr. Higgins, I am literally in tears. This is hillarious.

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