Fun Music Information -> George Michael
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This is the most recent information about George Michael that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about George Michael, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
George Michael & Elton John, George Michael & Aretha FranklinMusic Quotes:
Sex is natural, sex is good; not everybody does it, but everybody should. (I Want Your Sex - Faith - 1987) Submitted by: LucidLupin
| The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction and it's total crap to pretend it's not. - George Michael Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Music Jokes:
George Michael has been banned from his local pub for having a sneaky fag in the gents. Submitted by: Sarah
| Why was George Michael's automobile insurance canceled? He was rear-ended too many times. Submitted by: V Deluca
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| There are additional music jokes available. | |
Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Georgious Panayatiou. Submitted by: inthe80s.com
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Want Some Sex" | "I Want Your Sex" | Paul Warren |
| "I Want My Ex" | "I Want Your Sex" | Trell Brown |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Father Figure" | "Papa Don't Preach," Madonna | Kathy |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Paying For Time" originally "Praying For Time"
Is that like paying for a watch or a clock?
George Straitjacket
"Fat Love" originally "Fast Love"
Josh
"Paying For Time" originally "Praying For Time"
Luigi Luigi
"I Want Your Ex" originally "I Want Your Sex"
Wendy Torrance
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"A Different Coroner" originally "A Different Corner"
Nancy
"Feather Figure" originally "Father Figure"
Natalie Snortman
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Too Punky" originally "Too Funky"
baa
"Too Hunky" originally "Too Funky"
George Straitjacket
"Too Funny" originally "Too Funky"
Regina Olsen
"Kissing A Food" originally "Kissing A Fool"
Someone has a big food fetish, it seems.
Clint Westwood
"I Want Your Sax" originally "I Want Your Sex"
Does George Michael know how to play saxophone?
Mark Richardson
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
Funny parody about the issues of meth addiction. An anti-meth song. A warning, of a different sort, of what your life could be if you had to have meth.
youtube: (windows media)
(Comments)
Finally redone with a better supporting track. I also cut out a lot of the outro and intro to make the song a little less ridiculous in length. . .considering there was no comedy or lyrics in those two sections. ..
badave.com: (mp3)
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Gosh, sometimes I'm just so careless, I forget the most essential things... Well.. one thing in particular... this song sums that up for ya
Soundclick.com: (Stream, Mp3)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Careless Whisper" | "Useless Dancer" | Gari J |
| "Fast Love" | "Madoff" | Marthadtox |
| "Freedom" | "PM" | Marthadtox |
| "Freedom" | "PM" | MarthaDTox |
| "Faith" | "Buddy Base" | Tenacious Lee |
| "Outside" | "Downside" | MarthaDTox |
| "Careless Whisper" | "Careless Charnstar" | The Charnstar |
| "Amazing" | "Fitu's Improved Parodies" | Fitu Petaia |
| "Careless Whisper" | "Guilty Teeth Have Frogslegs Bitten" | Stuart McArthur |
| "Outside" | "Outside" | Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Want Your Sex | Sex Addicts Hotline | Mark |
| Father Figure | NAMBLA | Nicole |
| Shoot The Dog | Animal Rights Organizations | Linda |
| Outside | Helpline For Agoraphobics | Stella |
| Father Figure | Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch | misty60820 |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Teardrops on My Guitar Taylor Swift | Father Figure George Michael | Teardrops on My Father's Guitar | B.C. |
| Dance With My Father Luther Vandross | Father Figure George Michael | Dance With My Father Figure | Aaerni |
| Prison Sex Tool | Let's Talk About Sex George Michael | Let's Talk About Prison Sex | paco |
| Faith George Michael | Listen Without Prejudice George Michael | Faith Without Prejudice | Trell Brown |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
George Michael Bolton
George Michael combined with Michael Bolton
I'm so happy this combination didn't occur.
Submitted By: Peter
George Michael Jackson
George Michael combined with Michael Jackson
The new king of pop.
Submitted By: Exdeath
Misheard Lyrics:
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics: Hey summer lovers, with a fire in their hearts
Original Lyrics: Face on a lover, with a fire in his heart
| "I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics: What's your defintion of dirty, baby
Watch and you can sit up on my Mercedes Original Lyrics: What's your definition of dirty, baby
What do you consider pornography |
"Flawless"
Misheard Lyrics: Sometimes you think that you're cat's going to blow it It doesn't get better...
Original Lyrics: Sometimes you think that your head's going to blow and It doesn't get better . . .
| "Guilty Feet"
Misheard Lyrics: These 2 feet have got no rhythm... or...can't you see i've got no rhythm
Original Lyrics: Guilty feet have got no rhythm
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics: What's your defintion of dirty, baby
Watch and you can sit up on my Mercedes Original Lyrics: What's your definition of dirty, baby
What do you consider pornography |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Jeff
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| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Faith"
Better Lyrics:
Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch my body
Inside a porta potty
And everybody knew
If I could touch my body
Inside a porta potty
And everybody knew
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you
Submitted by: Jason Fay
"Last Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
The very next day, you threw it away
The very next day, you threw it away
Original Lyrics:
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
The very next day, you sold it on eBay
The very next day, you sold it on eBay
Submitted by: Olorin Edric
"I Want Your Sex"
Better Lyrics:
I want some fries
Original Lyrics:
I want your sex
Submitted by: DJ Kaito
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Last Christmas"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away This year to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Why They're Repetitive: It was good the first time I heard it, but not the 128, 419th time. How many times does it repeat in the song? I keep losing count and falling asleep. Makes you wonder what George Michael was doing when he kept repeating this...
[Ed's note : I could hazard a guess!] Submitted by: Earl S. Garber
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Faith"
The Insincere Lyrics: Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body. Why They're Insincere: It wouldn't be nice to touch a woman's body against her will.
Submitted by: Kirby
| "One More Try"
The Insincere Lyrics: I wrote this song - I know it's wrong
Why They're Insincere: When he says 'wrong', is it in the literal or moral sense? If the former, well can't argue there if this bad rhyming is anything to go by. If the latter, if he knew it would be wrong to write this song, why was it written in the first place? He's even lying to himself!
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Fastlove"
The Lyrics: So why don't I make a little room in my BMW babe.
Product Brand Name: BMW
Submitted by: The Triple F-Rated Coffee Stirrer
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Song Title Space Change:
"Fat Her Figure" originally "Father Figure"
Submitted by: Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
Songs That Are Banned:
"I Want Your Sex"
Banned by the BBC from daytime airplay due to its forthright subject matter.
Submitted by: Dave
Crime Records:
"Sexual Misconduct"
Michael was arrested for "performing a lewd sexual act" with a male police officer at a public toilet in Beverly Hills in 1998. His video, "Outside" was based on the alleged incident.
Submitted by: Britpop
