Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> George Michael
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There are 90 misheard song lyrics for George Michael on amIright currently.
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"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess that you could pursue this guy.
Original Lyrics:
I guess that cupid was in disguise.
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess that you put present disguise.
Original Lyrics:
I guess that cupid was in disguise.
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think you're a lazy.
Original Lyrics:
I think you're amazing.
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in this club when you came to me.
Original Lyrics:
I was mixed up when you came to me.
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a fistf*** by the hand of fate.
Original Lyrics:
I was stitched up by the hands of fate.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Egg her in the skies...
Guilty feet have got no ribbon.
Guilty feet have got no ribbon.
Original Lyrics:
Ignorance is kind...
Guilty feet have got no rythym.
Guilty feet have got no rythym.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Egg her in the skies
Original Lyrics:
Ignorance is kind
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again
Beauty feelings got no river.
Beauty feelings got no river.
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again
Can't you see I've got no rhythm?
Can't you see I've got no rhythm?
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is the hole you'll find.
Original Lyrics:
Pain is all you'll find.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is the holy vine.
Original Lyrics:
Pain is the hole you'll find.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is the hope you'll find.
Original Lyrics:
Pain is the hole you'll find.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wasted chance that I've been given.
Original Lyrics:
And waste a chance that I've been given.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fight no more of your magic life
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another fa*got in your life
There's one for me
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
There's one for me
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
"Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
And another who tied me down to loverboy blue.
Original Lyrics:
And another who tied me down to loverboy rules.
"Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before this river, there comes an ocean.
Original Lyrics:
Before this river becomes an ocean
"Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before you throw my bod back on the floor
Original Lyrics:
Before you throw my heart back on the floor
"Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't help but think of yesterday
And another one tied me down to the little boys' room.
And another one tied me down to the little boys' room.
Original Lyrics:
Can't help but think of yesterday
And another who tied me down to the loverboy rules.
And another who tied me down to the loverboy rules.
"Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four inch liver
Original Lyrics:
Before this river
"Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
If all this river becomes an ocean
Original Lyrics:
Before this river becomes an ocean
"Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Buddhist doorstop
Original Lyrics:
My foolish notion
"Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Buddhist ocean
Original Lyrics:
My foolish notion
"Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
My foot is your son.
Original Lyrics:
My foolish notion
"Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'll take a strong man, baby
And I'll throw him to the floor.
And I'll throw him to the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Well, it takes a strong man, baby
But I'll show him to the door.
But I'll show him to the door.
"Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta be fake.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta have faith.
"Fast Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody needs a little bath tub baby.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody needs a little fast love baby.
"Fast Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fat slug in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Fast love in your eyes
"Fast Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're looking for fat slug
Fat slug in your eye
Fat slug in your eye
Original Lyrics:
If you're looking for fast love
Fast love in your mind
Fast love in your mind
"Fast Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid people keeps a colony.
Original Lyrics:
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me.
"Fasterlove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you've been gettin' me hot
whatcha do to me, boy
Boy you've been gettin' me hot
whatcha do to me, boy
whatcha do to me, boy
Boy you've been gettin' me hot
whatcha do to me, boy
Original Lyrics:
Sending you forget-me-nots
To help me to remember
Baby please forget-me-not
I want you to remember
To help me to remember
Baby please forget-me-not
I want you to remember
"Fastlove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for some information.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for some affirmation.
"Fastlove"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't we make a little room,
I won't be in there to soon
I won't be in there to soon
Original Lyrics:
So why dont we make a little room
in my BMW
in my BMW
"Fastlove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
But I see see leather in his eyes.
But I see see leather in his eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
But I see nothing in his eyes.
But I see nothing in his eyes.
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat me with the eyes of a child
Original Lyrics:
Greet me with the eyes of a child
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
For just one moment, to be boning naked, by your side
Original Lyrics:
For just one moment, to be warm & naked, by your side
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
For just one moment, to be wanted, naked, by your side.
Original Lyrics:
For just one moment, to be warm and naked, by your side.
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your Butterfinger
Put your tiny hands in mine.
Put your tiny hands in mine.
Original Lyrics:
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hands in mine.
Put your tiny hands in mine.
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your bottom feeder
Put your tiny hands in mine.
Put your tiny hands in mine.
Original Lyrics:
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hands in mine.
Put your tiny hands in mine.
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your bottom feeder
or
I will be your creature, feature
or
I will be your creature, feature
Original Lyrics:
I will be your preacher, teacher
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be your bottom feeder.
Original Lyrics:
I won't be your father figure.
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be your bottom feeder
I have had enough of crimes.
I have had enough of crimes.
Original Lyrics:
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hands in mine.
Put your tiny hands in mine.
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not what j'or daddy had in mind.
Original Lyrics:
Put your tiny hand in mine.
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
My lover's always telling me stories.
Original Lyrics:
My love is always telling me so.
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be boning naked
Original Lyrics:
To be warm & naked
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be bored and naked when you arrive
Original Lyrics:
To be warm and naked at your side
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be bowling naked at your side
Original Lyrics:
To be bold and naked at your side
"Father Figure"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be woman naked
Original Lyrics:
To be warm & naked
"Flawless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absolutely b******s
Original Lyrics:
Absolutely flawless
"Flawless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes you think that you're cat's going to blow it It doesn't get better...
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes you think that your head's going to blow and It doesn't get better . . .
"Freedom '90"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was every little hungry school girl's pride and joy
And orgasm was enough for me.
And orgasm was enough for me.
Original Lyrics:
I was every little hungry school girl's pride and joy
And I guess it was enough for me.
And I guess it was enough for me.
"Freedom 90"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lose the faith now.
Original Lyrics:
Lose the face now.
"Freedom 90"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these eyes and make them blue somehow
Original Lyrics:
Take these lies and make them true somehow
"Freedom 90"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had every b**** I could down bend on the run, boy.
Original Lyrics:
We had every big shot good-time band on the run, boy.
"Guilty Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
These 2 feet have got no rhythm... or...can't you see i've got no rhythm
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
"I Want You Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan is on my side
Original Lyrics:
It's taken so much time
"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be no rival, just look in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no Bible, just look in my eyes.
"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't feed no libel, just look in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no Bible, just look in my eyes.
"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your sex
I want you're bove.
I want you're bove.
Original Lyrics:
I want your sex
I want your love.
I want your love.
"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your socks
Socks are natural, socks are good
Not everybody wears 'em, but everybody should
Socks are natural, socks are good
Not everybody wears 'em, but everybody should
Original Lyrics:
I want your sex
Sex is natural, sex is good
Not everybody does it, but everybody should
Sex is natural, sex is good
Not everybody does it, but everybody should
This was also a song parody on Dr. Demento. Not sure if these are the lyrics to that parody though.
"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't choose sex.
Original Lyrics:
I want your sex.
"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll a*** her.
Original Lyrics:
I am a lover.
"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty-kitty-kitty-come on.
Original Lyrics:
C-c-c-c-c-c-come on.
"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not everybody does it,
Not everybody should
Not everybody should
Original Lyrics:
Not everybody does it,
but everybody should
but everybody should
"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan's on my side
Original Lyrics:
It's taken so much time
"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's your defintion of dirty, baby
Watch and you can sit up on my Mercedes
Watch and you can sit up on my Mercedes
Original Lyrics:
What's your definition of dirty, baby
What do you consider pornography
What do you consider pornography
"Jesus To A Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the lover that I pierced.
Original Lyrics:
And the lover that I kissed.
"Jesus To A Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the lover that you kissed
Will comfort you on those low holes inside.
Will comfort you on those low holes inside.
Original Lyrics:
Then the lover that you kissed
Will comfort you when there's no hope in sight.
Will comfort you when there's no hope in sight.
"Jesus To A Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I've been loved
So know this was not it.
So know this was not it.
Original Lyrics:
Well I've been loved
So I know just what love is.
So I know just what love is.
"Killer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot that load, so we can start bleeding.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot bad love, so we can stop the bleeding.
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey summer lovers, with a fire in their hearts
Original Lyrics:
Face on a lover, with a fire in his heart
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
This year, semi-frontiers
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
This year, two semi-frontiers
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears
"Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love your monkey, why do you love me?
Original Lyrics:
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
"Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't you suck your monkey tree
Original Lyrics:
Why can't you set your monkey free
"One More Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teach her better things that I don't wanna learn.
Original Lyrics:
Teacher, there are things that I don't want to learn
"One More Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teach her, better things
That I don't want to learn.
That I don't want to learn.
Original Lyrics:
Teacher, there are things
That I don't want to learn.
That I don't want to learn.
"One More Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher! Paleface, that I don't want to learn!
Original Lyrics:
Teacher, there are things that I don't want to learn
"Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just keep on f*ckin'
Original Lyrics:
Just keep on funkin'
"Praying For Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned his back on the long black children
Kept out the crack w****, then
Can't come back 'cause he has long children.
Kept out the crack w****, then
Can't come back 'cause he has long children.
Original Lyrics:
Turned his back and all God's children
Crept out the back door, then
Can't come back because he has no children.
Crept out the back door, then
Can't come back because he has no children.
"Star People 97"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's a dream
With a knive that's stuck in the middle.
With a knive that's stuck in the middle.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's a dream
With a nightmare stuck in the middle.
With a nightmare stuck in the middle.
"Star People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming with c***s of your desire, as you wish.
Original Lyrics:
Counting the costs of your desire to be seen.
"Star People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's a dream, with a knife
That's stuck in the middle.
That's stuck in the middle.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's a dream, with a nightmare
Stuck in the middle.
Stuck in the middle.
"Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta get his eye off of you
Original Lyrics:
I gotta get inside of you
"Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to think that sometime maybe tonight
Let go, don't fight.
Let go, don't fight.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to think that sometime maybe tonight
My goal's in sight.
My goal's in sight.
"Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to think that sometime
Maybe tonight Michael's inside.
Maybe tonight Michael's inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to think that sometime
Maybe tonight my goal's in sight.
Maybe tonight my goal's in sight.
"Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Dr. No.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to know.
"Waiting For The Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glamorgan
You don't have to be so strong now
Glamorgan
or
The moment
You don't have to be so strong now
Come back.
You don't have to be so strong now
Glamorgan
or
The moment
You don't have to be so strong now
Come back.
Original Lyrics:
C'mon now
You don't have to be so strong now
Come back.
You don't have to be so strong now
Come back.
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Ladies & Gentlemen: The Best of George Michael album at Amazon.com
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