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There are 93 misheard song lyrics for George Michael on amIright currently.

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"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess that you could pursue this guy.
Original Lyrics:
I guess that cupid was in disguise.
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess that you put present disguise.
Original Lyrics:
I guess that cupid was in disguise.
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess that you put pusen disguise.
Original Lyrics:
I guess that cupid was in disguise.
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think you're a lazy.
Original Lyrics:
I think you're amazing.
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a mister when you came to me.
Original Lyrics:
I was mixed up when you came to me.
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in this club when you came to me.
Original Lyrics:
I was mixed up when you came to me.
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a fistf*** by the hand of fate.
Original Lyrics:
I was stitched up by the hands of fate.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door, and let me die!
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fight no more of your magic life
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another fa*got in your life, there's one for me
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These cubs I have (cubs I have)
Original Lyrics:
These cuts I have (cuts I have)
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And another who tied me down to loverboy blue.
Original Lyrics:
And another who tied me down to loverboy rules.
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before this river, there comes an ocean.
Original Lyrics:
Before this river becomes an ocean
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before you throw my bod back on the floor
Original Lyrics:
Before you throw my heart back on the floor
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't help but think of yesterday
And another one tied me down to the little boys' room.
Original Lyrics:
Can't help but think of yesterday
And another who tied me down to the loverboy rules.
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Four inch liver
Original Lyrics:
Before this river
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I reconsider my booty's lotion
Original Lyrics:
I reconsider this foolish notion
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I reconsider, my buddhist nothin'
Original Lyrics:
I reconsider, my foolish notion
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If all this river becomes an ocean
Original Lyrics:
Before this river becomes an ocean
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Buddhist doorstop
Original Lyrics:
My foolish notion
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Buddhist ocean
Original Lyrics:
My foolish notion
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My foot is your son.
Original Lyrics:
My foolish notion
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'll take a strong man, baby
And I'll throw him to the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Well, it takes a strong man, baby
But I'll show him to the door.
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I guess it would be night
If I could touch your potty
Original Lyrics:
Well, I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
"Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta be fake.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta have faith.
"Fast Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody needs a little bath tub baby.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody needs a little fast love baby.
"Fast Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fat slug in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Fast love in your eyes
"Fast Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're looking for fat slug
Fat slug in your eye
Original Lyrics:
If you're looking for fast love
Fast love in your mind
"Fast Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for some information.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for some affirmation.
"FastLove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you've been gettin' me hot
whatcha do to me, boy
Boy you've been gettin' me hot
whatcha do to me, boy
Original Lyrics:
Sending you forget-me-nots
To help me to remember
Baby please forget-me-not
I want you to remember
"FastLove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid people keeps a colony.
Original Lyrics:
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me.
"Fastlove"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't we make a little room,
I won't be in there to soon
Original Lyrics:
So why dont we make a little room
in my BMW
"Fastlove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
But I see loving in his eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
But I see nothing in his eyes.
"Fastlove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
But I see see leather in his eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
But I see nothing in his eyes.
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat me with the eyes of a child
Original Lyrics:
Greet me with the eyes of a child
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For just one moment, to be boning naked, by your side
Original Lyrics:
For just one moment, to be warm & naked, by your side
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For just one moment, to be wanted, naked, by your side.
Original Lyrics:
For just one moment, to be warm and naked, by your side.
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your Butterfinger
Put your tiny hands in mine.
Original Lyrics:
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hands in mine.
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your bottom feeder
Put your tiny hands in mine.
Original Lyrics:
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hands in mine.
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your creature, feature
Original Lyrics:
I will be your preacher, teacher
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be your bottom feeder.
Original Lyrics:
I won't be your father figure.
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be your bottom feeder
I have had enough of crimes.
Original Lyrics:
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hands in mine.
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not what j'or daddy had in mind.
Original Lyrics:
Put your tiny hand in mine.
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My lover's always telling me stories.
Original Lyrics:
My love is always telling me so.
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To be boning naked
Original Lyrics:
To be warm and naked
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To be bored and naked when you arrive
Original Lyrics:
To be warm and naked at your side
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To be born and naked
Original Lyrics:
To be warm and naked at your side
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To be bowling naked at your side
Original Lyrics:
To be bold and naked at your side
"Father Figure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To be woman naked
Original Lyrics:
To be warm and naked
"Flawless (Go To The City)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absolutely bottomless
Original Lyrics:
Absolutely flawless
"Flawless (Go To The City)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes you think that your cat's going to blow it
It doesn't get better...
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes you think that your head's going to blow and
It doesn't get better . . .
"Freedom '90" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was every little hungry school girl's fanjoy
And I guess it was enough for me.
Original Lyrics:
I was every little hungry school girl's pride and joy
And I guess it was enough for me.
"Freedom '90" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was every little hungry school girl's pride and joy
And orgasm was enough for me.
Original Lyrics:
I was every little hungry school girl's pride and joy
And I guess it was enough for me.
"Freedom 90" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lose the faith now.
Original Lyrics:
Lose the face now.
"Freedom 90" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these eyes and make them blue somehow
Original Lyrics:
Take these lies and make them true somehow
"Freedom 90" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We had every b*tch I could down bend on the run, boy.
Original Lyrics:
We had every big shot good-time band on the run, boy.
"I Want Your Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be no rival, just look in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no Bible, just look in my eyes.
"I Want Your Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't feed no libel, just look in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no Bible, just look in my eyes.
"I Want Your Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your sex
Now that you're above.
Original Lyrics:
I want your sex
I want your love.
"I Want Your Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your socks
(Later)
Socks are natural, socks are good
Not everybody wears 'em, but everybody should
Original Lyrics:
I want your sex
(Later)
Sex is natural, sex is good
Not everybody does it, but everybody should
This was also a song parody on Dr. Demento. Not sure if these are the lyrics to that parody though.
"I Want Your Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't choose sex.
Original Lyrics:
I want your sex.
"I Want Your Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll aim and love her.
Original Lyrics:
I am a lover.
"I Want Your Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty-kitty-kitty-come on.
Original Lyrics:
C-c-c-c-c-c-come on.
"I Want Your Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not everybody does it,
Not everybody should
Original Lyrics:
Not everybody does it,
But everybody should
"I Want Your Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan is on my side
Original Lyrics:
It's taken so much time
"I Want Your Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan's on my side
Original Lyrics:
It's taken so much time
"I Want Your Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you consider from 9 to 3?
or
What do you consider when I'm afraid?
Original Lyrics:
What do you consider pornography?
"I Want Your Sex" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's your defintion of dirty, baby
Watch and you can sit up on my Mercedes
Original Lyrics:
What's your definition of dirty, baby
What do you consider pornography
"Jesus To A Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the lover that I pierced.
Original Lyrics:
And the lover that I kissed.
"Jesus To A Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the lover that you kissed
Will comfort you on those low holes inside.
Original Lyrics:
Then the lover that you kissed
Will comfort you when there's no hope in sight.
"Jesus To A Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I've been loved
So know this was not it.
Original Lyrics:
Well I've been loved
So I know just what love is.
"Killer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot that load, so we can start bleeding.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot bad love, so we can stop the bleeding.
"Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love your monkey, why do you love me?
Original Lyrics:
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
"Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't you suck your monkey tree
Original Lyrics:
Why can't you set your monkey free
"One More Try" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had enough of dandruff
Original Lyrics:
I've had enough of danger
"One More Try" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teach her better things that I don't wanna learn.
Original Lyrics:
Teacher, there are things that I don't want to learn
"One More Try" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teach her, better things
That I don't want to learn.
Original Lyrics:
Teacher, there are things
That I don't want to learn.
"One More Try" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher! Paleface, that I don't want to learn!
Original Lyrics:
Teacher, there are things that I don't want to learn
"Outside" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And yes, soft bean bag!
Original Lyrics:
And yes, I've been bad
"Outside" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just keep on f*ckin'
Original Lyrics:
Just keep on funkin'
"Outside" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh a bin bag
Original Lyrics:
Oh I've been bad
"Praying For Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned his back on the long black children
Kept out the crack w**re, then
Can't come back 'cause he has long children.
Original Lyrics:
Turned his back and all God's children
Crept out the back door, then
Can't come back because he has no children.
"Star People 97"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's a dream
With a knive that's stuck in the middle.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's a dream
With a nightmare stuck in the middle.
"Star People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming with c*nts of your desire, as you wish.
Original Lyrics:
Counting the costs of your desire to be seen.
"Star People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's a dream, with a knife
That's stuck in the middle.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's a dream, with a nightmare
Stuck in the middle.
"Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta get his eye off of you
Original Lyrics:
I gotta get inside of you
"Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to think that sometime maybe tonight
It goes inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to think that sometime maybe tonight
My goal's in sight.
"Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to think that sometime maybe tonight
Let go, don't fight.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to think that sometime maybe tonight
My goal's in sight.
"Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to think that sometime
Maybe tonight Michael's inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to think that sometime
Maybe tonight my goal's in sight.
"Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Dr. No.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to know.
"Waiting For The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glamorgan
You don't have to be so strong now
Glamorgan
or
The moment
You don't have to be so strong now
Come back.
Original Lyrics:
C'mon now
You don't have to be so strong now
Come back.

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