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George Michael entered a public toilet, hoping to spend a penny.
He then came out with two coppers.
He then came out with two coppers.
George Michael has been banned from his local pub for having a sneaky fag in the gents.
Submitted by: Sarah
Q. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A. George Michael's latest release.
A. George Michael's latest release.
Q: What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A: A microwave stops when you open the door.
A: A microwave stops when you open the door.
Q: Why has George Michael got chocolate all over his shirt?
A: He was careless with his Wispa
(A play on words of his song 'Careless Whisper' - A Wispa is a UK chocolate bar).
A: He was careless with his Wispa
(A play on words of his song 'Careless Whisper' - A Wispa is a UK chocolate bar).
Submitted by: Garry Davenport
What do George Michael and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both have brown dicks...
They both have brown dicks...
Submitted by: Charles Boswell
What does George Michael have in common with a rubber boot?
Both get sucked off in bogs.
Both get sucked off in bogs.
Why was George Michael's automobile insurance canceled?
He was rear-ended too many times.
He was rear-ended too many times.
Submitted by: V Deluca
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