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Song Parodies -> "Erotic (the Killed Bill Song)"

Original Song Title:

"You Got It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Erotic (the Killed Bill Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I hear the rumours of the auto erotic self asphyxiation of David Carradine..if so what a way to go..puts a whole new meaning on "well hung" doesn't it??
every time I hear they found another guy
rope around the neck, red corset worn to die

know what to do
don't pass away
just pray that you
won't slip today

choking it is not...erotic
choking isn't neat.. erotic
choking kills in falls...chaotic
baby...

every time I read this I begin to understand
it's just not enough for you to use your hand

you end your life
it's what you do
no one should do
what just killed you..

choking it is not...erotic
choking isn't neat.. erotic
choking kills in falls...chaotic
baby...

don't try to live
this way, don't do
but how it feels
I've tried it too

choking it is not...erotic
choking isn't neat.. erotic
choking kills in falls...chaotic
baby...

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Timmy1000 - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty morbid, but parody well done. I'll give you some all choked up 5's.
Mark Scotti - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
This subject could be done to an INXS song as well, to make it "come" full circle. Well done, Malcolm!
Michael Pacholek - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
The New York Post had the headline "HUNG FU!" Their usually right-wing readership suddenly remembered they're "social conservatives" and really ripped them, not just for the headline but even mentioning the sordidness of the story on the front page. Malcolm, there's nothing funny about this. There's already speculation that Carradine was murdered. If that turns out to be true, you're not only going to have egg on your face, but you're going to look really shameful. Have some respect for the dead.
MadameBreathLess - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I just hold my breath, Lord HiGUNS, The Duke 0'Sex-On-Knee !
rob - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
great parody. but like someone above mentioned, this isnt funny. if it were death via abortions and soldier beheadings, now that would be something we can all accept and use as material in joking parodies, not jacking off while hanging. as for egg on a face, socialists loving thier muslum president will have a grand buffet on thier face, not just an egg, unless it is a devilled egg....

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