-> "Takin Care Of Quizno's"
Original Song Title:
"Takincare Of Business"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Takin Care Of Quizno's"
The Lyrics
I get up every mornin the alarm clock's warnin,
got to make those buns look pretty
there's a rack right up,above
where buns are cooled and we love it
when the buns sometimes look like titties
and if the meat's on mine, then I know it tastes fine,
and I drop some mustard on just for today
as I'm reading sigmund freud,
while I'm gainfully employed
I hope I don't see "JARED" today
takin care of quizno's
everyday
takin care of quizno's
quit subway
takin care of quizno's
it's allright
takin care of quizno's
and fillin in my time uh huh
my employment was courted,
cause the way I make assorteds
is an art form at least I've been told
and the ham and cheese selection
can give a corpse an erection
just with the shape of those tittie like rolls
people see me havin fun,
puttin food between the buns,
salt and pepper okay?
indigestion we avoid,
when my food is employed
just have a sub it lasts you all day
takin care of quizno's
everyday
takin care of quizno's
quit subway
takin care of quizno's
it's allright
takin care of quizno's
and fillin in my time uh huh
guitar lead
I get up every mornin the alarm clock's warnin,
got to make those buns look pretty
there's a rack right up,above
where buns are cooled and we love it
when the buns sometimes look like titties
and if the meat's on mine, then I know it tastes fine,
and I drop some mustard on just for today
as I'm reading sigmund freud,
while I'm gainfully employed
I hope I don't see "JARED" today
takin care of quizno's
everyday
takin care of quizno's
quit subway
takin care of quizno's
it's allright
takin care of quizno's
and fillin in my time uh huh
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