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Song Parodies -> "Mailhouse Talk"

Original Song Title:

"Jailhouse Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Mailhouse Talk"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

postie brought the bag in it was full of mail
sortin crew was there and they began to wail
all that crabbin, sortin out that thing
shoulda heard those whacked out posties sing

lets talk.. everybody lets talk
what they pay us is a crock
sort and say the mailhouse talk

old Johnny Mabley got his pension check,
and his insurance cause his car was wrecked
wish that fool on Franklin knew his own zip code
make it very easy to help us sort this load

lets talk.. everybody lets talk
what they pay us is a crock
sort and say the mailhouse talk

mail slot forty seven filled up everyday
wonder is a pyramid goin today
lotsa people sendin him five buck bills
I wonder if he'll miss some, cause I need my fill

lets talk.. everybody lets talk
what they pay us is a crock
sort and say the mailhouse talk

christmas comin and we gotta send that mail
cant be stopped by nothin, snow, sleet hail
keep on sortin babies, got a job to do
or else that email system will ruin us too,

lets talk.. everybody lets talk
what they pay us is a crock
sort and do the mailhouse talk

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Meriadoc - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
This is very clever. Liked them stealing the $5 bills!

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