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Song Parodies -> "Gonorrhoea"

Original Song Title:

"Mamma Mia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Gonorrhoea"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I've been treated by you since I don't know when
i've tried drugs, every kind, still a spot on the end
look at me now, did I have to learn
the hard way now? but that cream is near the hole
and it's burning, like guacamole
just one look, and I can feel a small thing
one more look, and I dread everything oh oh

gonorrhoea, flaring up again, my my
mine is drug resistant
gonorrhoea, my my
this is so persistent
yes since your knees were parted,
this stupid thing just started,
why why did I scream the rubber broke
gonorrhoea, now I really know
why why why I never really know..

I've been angry and sad at all the things that it does
I've not known such a pain, 'specially down near the fuzz
look at me now, with an open sore,
don't ask me how, that the lesions will last too long
irritated, beneath my thong
just one look, and I can feel a small thing
one more look, and I dread everything oh oh

gonorrhoea, flaring up again, my my
mine is drug resistant
gonorrhoea, my my
this is so persistent
yes since your knees were parted,
this stupid thing just started,
why why did I scream the rubber broke
gonorrhoea, now I really know
why why why I never really know..

gonorrhoea, flaring up again, my my
mine is drug resistant
gonorrhoea, my my
this is so persistent
yes since your knees were parted,
this stupid thing just started,
why why did I scream the rubber broke
gonorrhoea, now I really know
why why why I never really know..



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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

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Peregrin - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Ewww! That "guacamole" line was especially classy!
Phil Alexander - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Extremely well done, Malcolm: will admit that the idea for this one had crossed my mind, but this is better than what I was thinking of - the "knees parted" bit being the only crossover (and possibly the most obvious change); but the "drug-resistant" line & concept were spot-on.
malcolm higgins - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks guys.. what a line to dancer along and get it through the woostah censors.. lol
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good pacing/rhyming carryover from the original...but I think this song should have gone on the racier "sister site" to AmIRight, not here. 5-2-3.

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